The original was deleted so I am resurrecting it. Give a Dark Shadows-based reason for deleting the post.
This post was deleted because it walked into the Parallel Time room.
The Fabio Principle: Puffy shirts look best on men who look even better without them.
This post deleted because it fell into a plot hole.
shareThis post deleted because it couldn’t find its way out of the Secret Room in the Collins mausoleum at Eagle Hill.
shareThis post was deleted because it is a Phoenix and won't be reborn for 100 years.
shareThis post was deleted because Reverend Trask had it hanged for witchcraft.
shareThis post was deleted because Burke Devlin took it with him on his ill-fated flight to Brazil over the Amazon jungle.
PS Wouldn't it have been even MORE fun if poor Burke's plane had crashed into the vast and deep waters of Lake Titicaca rather than the Amazon jungle?
(And just think how many variations of the pronunciation of the word "Titicaca," Barnabas would have come up with during Dark Shadows episodes which were taped live?)
This post deleted because it lost The Lottery, requiring it to spend the night in The Locked Room.
This post was deleted because Roger mistakenly thought that he had buried it on Widow's Hill where he had buried that incriminating silver filigreed pen.
shareThis post was deleted because it ran out of brandy.
The Fabio Principle: Puffy shirts look best on men who look even better without them.
This post was deleted because it was bitten by some kind of wild animal.
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