The original was deleted so I am resurrecting it. Give a Dark Shadows-based reason for deleting the post.
This post was deleted because it walked into the Parallel Time room.
The Fabio Principle: Puffy shirts look best on men who look even better without them.
This post deleted because Roger Collins complained it was offensive to the heritage of his "incestors."
shareThis post deleted because Reverend Gregory Trask and Evan Hanley had deemed it to be an "affront to morality and righteousness." This was at the same time that Hanley, at the behest of Trask, was training Tim Shaw to play cards.
shareThis post was deleted because it wasn't in its coffin before dawn.
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It is among Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
This post was deleted because it jumped off Widow's Hill.
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It is among Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.
This post was deleted because Mr. Best said so.
Look at those disgusting trees, stealing my oxygen! --Mink Stoleshare
This post deleted because it was entirely burnt to ashes while Angelique still had a full minute of incantation to recite.
shareThis post was deleted because David took off its bleeder valve.
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It is among Klingons that love poetry achieves its fullest flower.