Fave MST3K Quotes - The Brain That Wouldn't Die (1962) Discussion

[–] andyp1986 19 years ago

Dr. Cortner: Alright...close up the chest.
Tom Servo: Zzzzzzip!!

Dr Cortner: (closeup in a completely dark background)
Mike, Servo, and Crow: Help me! I'm in another dimension! (etc)

Dancer: (leans flirtatiously toward Cortner at the table)
Crow: (as Eric Idle) So! You a go-er? Eh? Go-er? Nudge-nudge! Know what I mean?

(as dancer dances)
Tom Servo: (with a New York "broad" accent) Our soup of the day is cauliflower au-GRA-tin. Today's special is Salisbury Steak and German po-tay-tah SA-lad!
Mike: Oh I'll just see a menu, thank you.
Crow: I AM the menu.

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[–] walkersvolcano 19 years ago

"Diarrhea is like a storm raging inside you!"

"Contestant #3 trips and her head falls off."

This is one of the best MST3K's ever!!!

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[–] texanengineer 19 years ago

<running with head> "He's at the 40, he's at the 30..."

"You had me kill my girlfriend because you wanted to show me the closet!"

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[–] Thomas_Neville_Servo 19 years ago

"You're not my dad! You're Hitler!"

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[–] DaADA1 19 years ago

(singing to tune of "You Never Bring Me Flowers Anymore") "You never bring me torsos anymore..."

"What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?"

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[–] The_Cackling_Stump 19 years ago

*close up on one of the body beautiful contestants*
Tom (in really loud annoying voice): HI!!!!

*one of the contestants has two buttons on her outfit very noticably unbuttoned*
Mike(as woman): I wanted to button the top two but I just couldn't I hope you don't mind.

*the Dr. is driving slowly looking at women very obviously*
Crow: Well at least he's not arousing suspision!

Tom: This operation's gonna cost an arm and a leg!
Crow: Zing!

This wasn't a MST line, but I really like the part in the movie where Jan in the pan tricks the arm dude into getting the sh*t scared out of him and she starts laughin.....that part is awesome all by itself.

This is where the fish lives.

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[–] gch-5 19 years ago

"Riggins is at the twenty, he's at the ten...No one will catch him"

"Contestant #3 slipped, and her head fell off!"
"I'll take her!"

"Diarreah (sp?) is like a storm raging inside of you"

IMHO, the best MST3K episode there is

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[–] karchad 17 years ago

(Movie) "Stop ahead"
(MST3K) "I will if one comes rolling by"

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[–] dharma233 19 years ago

touch of satan rocks

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[–] bfreilly 19 years ago

Mike: Eugh, that is one bad McNugget.

Mike: I must have blood before the night is done.

Crow: Oh, thank you God, thank you so bloody much!

Servo: I thought you would love it! Didn't you see the hat I put on it?

Mike: (While looking at and listening to respirator) Luke. Join me or you'll star in Corvette Summer.
Servo: (Does Darth Vader breathing)

Jan: Let me die.
Crow: Are you still on that? We've got problems too, lady!

Mike: To recap, let me die.

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[–] lemon_magic 19 years ago

Right after the assistant gets his arm torn off and he is staggering around upstairs and finally collapses on a piece of furniture:
Mike: "That's just his luck, he's sitting in an ARM chair!!"

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[–] bespin0079 17 years ago

Kurt: You're nothing but a freak of life! And, a freak of death!
Tom(?): You're just a freak hat's all!

Mike: He's at the 20... He's at the 10... no one will catch him!
Crow: He's either going to win the Nobel Prize or the Heismann Trophy.

Dr. Cortner: You should be sure of the results first!
Crow: Then they wouldn't be experiments.

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[–] spamcity 19 years ago

Curt has just had his arm ripped off by the thing in the closet:

MIKE: 'Oh, this is just perfect; what next, the car won't start?'

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[–] Lady_Lane 19 years ago

(About Jan in the Pan)
"How is she breathing?"
"She's got neck juice!"

(During surgery)
"Dad, uh, I know this is a bad time but can I borrow the car tonight?"

"If I had sides they'd be splitting right now!"

One word: KPORN

Arrr! Math be hard! Let's go shopping!

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[–] Smells_Like_Cheese 19 years ago

There are so many, here it goes:
"Honey Roasted"

"He's at the 40... he's at the 10... NO ONE WILL STOP HIM! He's either going to win the Nobel Prize or the Hizen Trophe"

"No time to morn, gotta get to work"

"Let Me Die!"
"After you clean your room"

"Oh, if the phone rings..."
"Let her get it"

"Knock 2 times if I'm not the first"
"Knock 3 times on the ceiling if you want me"

"It's been Sleazy and all but I have to go"

"Hey, there lover boy"
"Same to you"

"That was an important scene"

"KILL HIM!"
"I CAN'T, HE'S TEARING MY ARM OFF!"

"Porno. Yes, it's a sleazy, slutty morning here on K-Porn"

"This block is happening!"

"Lots of ways... many ways... did i mention there are ways? WAYS!"

"How can you say no to those?!"

Etc, etc, etc.
I mean, Led Zeppelin didn't write tunes that every one liked. They left that to the Bee Gees.

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[–] possumwilly83 19 years ago

see look at this brain, it won't die... (opening scene)

"just another monday for Cher"

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[–] techsters2005 19 years ago

(The guy with his arm ripped off goes through that long death scene and as he slides down the wall finally dying)

Tom Servo- "The Ropers; The FINAL Episode!"

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[–] KUAlum26 19 years ago

(I forget which of the bots,I think it was Servo says this): "This dance means we don't serve baked potato until AFTER 5..."

Servo: "Our next contestant has slipped and fell...and her head fell off!"
Crow: "I'll take her! I'LL TAKE HER!"

MELLON:The Great Gatsby...He was...GREAT!

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[–] biggy89 18 years ago

"This is the most complicated beer bong I've ever seen."

plate of shrimp

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[–] BillaBongUSA 18 years ago

Tom: And now, Mel Blanc makes his move.
Crow: You're goin' out with me, varmint!!

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