Fave MST3K Quotes

"I'm too cool for emergencies."
"He's either going to win the Noble Prize or Heisman trophy."
"Boss, you've broken the goofy meter again."
"If the police or anyone calls...." Riff: "Have her get it."
"Maybe he's just building a shelf in there."
"Why should I be afraid of a few knocks on that door?' Riff: "I like visitors."
"If I had sides they'd be splitting right now."
"I couldnt fix strudel cause you have the pan."
Kurt crazed with fear, Riff: "Can I take Friday off?"
"This one goes out to a heartsick lover...with a severed head."
"It's Women without bodies who hate men without arms..."
"I've been knocked around so many times..." Riff: "What's one more?"
"My mother gave me that glass, it was a family heirloom."
"She's too hippy and got big calves."
"Superskull gonna jump out and bite me?"
At the end where the title card is wrong, "Oh, they mean the 'Brain that wouldnt die.'"