Servo: (singing) I’m bored already!
Joel: This is the funniest mission
Crow: I question the relevance of this scene
Servo: I question the relevance of EVERY scene
Crow: Guys, we’re in for some deep padding
Stanhope: That’s a human voice
Crow: Wow, they are scientists
Joel: (as Hestia) Fire up the grills girls! Time for manwiches!
Prasus: She was my mother’s mother
Joel: Wow, Grandma was hot
Prasus: Hestia’s light belongs to you from now on Luther Blair
Servo: Oh no, now that’s just plain wrong
Larson: If that old goat starts anything
Crow: Go for the women...not the old goat
Crow: I see London, I see France…
Servo: (singing) Watching underroos is fun! I can see the dancer’s buns!
Joel: Can we get a table closer to the plot?
Joel: (as Luther) My puka shells. Who took my puka shells?!
Crow: I don’t know how they did it but they came up with yet another boring scene
Crow: Is this the Hugh Hefner planet?
Dr. Higgins: Hold you’re fire. We’ll try scaring him away
(Dr. Higgins fires off his gun)
Servo: By firing at him
Anderson: Hey we’ve been walking for hours
Crow: Yeah, well we’ve been watching for hours
Crow: When slumber parties go bad!
Servo: Geez, this scene is bad even for this film
Joel: Oh that’s mean
Servo: It’s true
Servo: And now ladies and gentlemen another boring 20 minute scene
Luther: Blair!
Joel: (as Larson) God?
Luther: Listen to me
Servo: (as Luther) I want you to stop touching yourself
Joel: Plot Convenience Playhouse Presents…
Crow: What plot?
Luther: Captain Larson...
Servo: (as Luther) You bite me
Anderson: What's the message?
Joel: The message is hot steaming love...Texas style...done up nice
"I'm just a happy camper! Rockin' and a-rollin'!" - Patrick Bateman, American Psycho
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