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Favorite MST3k riffs

posted 19 years ago by K626
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"Cy Roth, maker of films and fine candies"

(during long scene of car driving in England)
"Stay on the left! On the left! Dickweeeeeed!!"
"Let's get you right out to the suburbs where it's safe."
"What, are they driving to Scotland??"

"Let's all watch it on the speaker."

(After landing on 13th moon the crew all light up cigarettes)
Larson- "I have the utmost urge to see what form of life is on this moon."
Crow- "And the utmost urge to smoke a pack or two!"

(Hestia screams in terror)
"Keep screaming! We're following your voice!"

"Thanks for hurling that gas bomb at me."

(as the fire maidens slowly wave goodbye)
"Goodbye... thanks for the valium..."

"I give not a crap for thee"

"Jupiter: America's dairyland!"

[–] The_Dying_Flutchman 18 years ago

Is you a comic? If not there's one leaving in second gear. Have a happy...

Nothing exists more beautifully than nothing.

[–] ajmal-m 18 years ago

"I'm going to go and take the first in a series of cold showers"

[–] 18 years ago

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[–] doomtrot26 17 years ago

Joel: "'How would you like it if we picked yer apples!'"

[–] 17 years ago

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[–] andrsbckly 16 years ago

"Huh?....KING DINOSAUR! That's from KING DINOSAUR!!! I'm LEAVIN'..!"
"Looks like a barbecued mime..."

[–] gloomanddoom 15 years ago

Phil: What is that?!
Joel: It's second-hand smoke, Phil.

[–] Molly-31 15 years ago

We have A&E Documentary.

Calling Expedition 13. Come in 13, acknowledge...
*(SIT tone)* If you'd like to make a call, please hang up and try again. If you'd like to make a call...

Did you see Aguilera blow that game last night?

We've got to help George Bailey!

I'm all right, I'm alllll right!

[–] diverse-5 15 years ago

One of my favourite MST3K episodes.

(As the secretary sits down) Joel: "Thank you. That's all."

Joel (singing): "There she goes, Mrs. Secretary".

Joel: "That one gear works for everything!"

Crow: "Oh yes... Red rings... ho ho ho... Smooth... he he he... Celestial body..."

Joel: "It's on this piece of Laffy Taffy".

Crow: "Have laundered your shorts. Will deliver immediately. Kiss, kiss. Bunny".

Servo: "He, he. Allow me to knee you right in the groin, Bob".

And this is just in the first 5 minutes or so. Pure genius! I don't think there is one "bad" riff in this episode.

Crow: "Look, it's a quarter to something!"

Fire Maiden: "You are our guest".
Joel: "And a real dickweed at that".

(Hestia squeezes Luther Blair's shoulder as he is about to drink)
Crow: "What was that?!? Was that a plotpoint?!? Did something happen?!? What..."

I could go on and on.

And obviously launching an inter-planetary rocket was so easy back in the 50's that "mission control" only really needed to be manned by one person at a time.

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R.I.P. Michael Jackson

[–] troodon311 15 years ago

"As far as I know Lincoln's not president anymore."

[–] Dextrousleftie 15 years ago

When the tree hits the electric barrier and bursts into flame, Joel says in a deep voice: "Moses..."

"Welcome to Burbank...uh, England old chap!"

When he's tapping on the wall: "Well what do you know? he found the Murphy bed."

When there are shots of the girls' legs walking by: "Cy had just fainted and they didn't even know he was filming this."

When the guy talks about getting a picture on the Polaroid and looks like he's opening the camera: "You just exposed the film, you idiot!"

"Neesa shall be your temporary ruler."
"Neesa, who DIDN'T do a dance to sacrifice me."

"That's right, and now the spankings...spank me, spank me!"

"You're an embarassment to NASA and yourself!"

"Grandma was hot!"

"These guys are married...I call foul!"

[–] mike_the_bloody 13 years ago

Servo: (singing) I’m bored already!

Joel: This is the funniest mission

Crow: I question the relevance of this scene
Servo: I question the relevance of EVERY scene

Crow: Guys, we’re in for some deep padding

Stanhope: That’s a human voice
Crow: Wow, they are scientists

Joel: (as Hestia) Fire up the grills girls! Time for manwiches!

Prasus: She was my mother’s mother
Joel: Wow, Grandma was hot

Prasus: Hestia’s light belongs to you from now on Luther Blair
Servo: Oh no, now that’s just plain wrong

Larson: If that old goat starts anything
Crow: Go for the women...not the old goat

Crow: I see London, I see France…
Servo: (singing) Watching underroos is fun! I can see the dancer’s buns!

Joel: Can we get a table closer to the plot?

Joel: (as Luther) My puka shells. Who took my puka shells?!

Crow: I don’t know how they did it but they came up with yet another boring scene

Crow: Is this the Hugh Hefner planet?

Dr. Higgins: Hold you’re fire. We’ll try scaring him away
(Dr. Higgins fires off his gun)
Servo: By firing at him

Anderson: Hey we’ve been walking for hours
Crow: Yeah, well we’ve been watching for hours

Crow: When slumber parties go bad!

Servo: Geez, this scene is bad even for this film
Joel: Oh that’s mean
Servo: It’s true

Servo: And now ladies and gentlemen another boring 20 minute scene

Luther: Blair!
Joel: (as Larson) God?
Luther: Listen to me
Servo: (as Luther) I want you to stop touching yourself

Joel: Plot Convenience Playhouse Presents…
Crow: What plot?

Luther: Captain Larson...
Servo: (as Luther) You bite me

Anderson: What's the message?
Joel: The message is hot steaming love...Texas style...done up nice

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