When's the movie coming out?

I would love to see James Van Deer Beek play him in an upcoming feature.
Hopefully include sequences where Derek Chauvin as a 5 year old boy demands a 65 year old black man to call him “sir”
Derek Chauvin kicking a dog.
Derek Chauvin wearing that billboard from Die Hard 3.
Derek Chauvin uttering “Coonery and Buffoonery”
Derek Chauvin joins the academy
Derek Chauvin mistreating his black cohorts.
Derek Chauvin having sex with a black woman and are discriminated for his small penis.
Derek Chauvin getting an Asian GF to match his penis size.