Better than Jesus


Muhammad actually kicked ass and took names. Jesus was a dirty hippie in comparison.

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What does he look like? Can you draw a picture?

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Sacrilege!

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Please remember that Jesus never slept with little girls, he never got married, let alone had multiple wives in a harem (I think he was celibate), he never murdered anyone, he never abused anyone, he never lied, and he never ever tried to conquer others with an army.

Jesus was not a dirty hippie at all. It's true that in his travels, he and his disciples got dust all over them, but the roads were not paved in Israel, so a common ritual people had was to have their hands and feet washed when coming into the house for a meal. And people did bathe in his time. Jesus also never took drugs or slept around like a hippie would.

Please read up on these things before you make declarations.

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Muhammad also never slept with “little girls” (unlike that pedo Joseph), nor did he murder or abused or lie to anyone or try to conquer others.

Jesus also never took drugs or slept around like a hippie would.

Are you kidding, if he existed he would have been some guy high on peyote wandering the desert claiming to be the “son of god.”

It’s pretty sad you literally believe in the fairy tale that is Jesus. He’s just a bedtime story to make people feel better, he never actually existed. Sorry to burst your bubble. Maybe try reading up next time before making declarations, LoL

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The only people who believe Jesus was a hippy stoner are hippies with mental illness due to drug abuse!
The only drugs back then were wine and very weak cannabis. It was grown for fibre.

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Bruh, all them ancient Israelites were high on psychedelic substances. The only reason one of them saw a “burning bush” was because he was hallucinating from a mind-altering chemical.

Go spread your lies somewhere else Satan!

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Thanks buddy.

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You look tense. Take two of these and don't call me in the morning.

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Sorry, Jesus can’t hear ya

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