My all-in-one guaranteed solution to the Wall issue.
Democrats agree to finally cave in and pay for the wall under TWO circumstances:
1) It is illegal for the name Donald or Trump to appear anywhere on our side of the wall. Mexico can do whatever they want on their side.
2) In the legislation, the official name of the wall must be... "The Ivankasux."
Done. The wall issue goes away tomorrow. Guaranteed. Never to be talked about again.