Ellen or Oprah?

Ellen, she is more fun.

I like them both as people but I hate daytime talk shows, so I couldn't say who's the better host. Oprah did it first so maybe her? At the end of the day they both suck up to their guests, give away ridiculous amounts of prizes to what look like already wealthy audience members and apportion a good 15% of their show to footage of hysterical housewives screaming at the top of their lungs for no good or apparent reason. I'd rather watch grass grow.

Could we have a third choice here?

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Don't make me choose!

That's like saying, "Electric Chair or Firing Squad".