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I thought of the perfect Woke movie role for this guy!


So Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe play the two goofy and ineffectual male members of a polyamorous union, with Zooey Deschanel as the wise, competent woman who takes care of and supports them.

Everything is going fine until the hapless duo start getting cucked by Idris Elba as a supercool black brain surgeon and army general who teaches Zooey what lovin' is all about.

After trying many harebrained schemes to win Zooey back, Elijah and Daniel realize that there is really no place for White men left in the heterosexual dating world and it would be wrong to pass their privileged, toxic white male genes down to a new generation.

Instead, they plan to make the best of it by getting gender-reassignment surgery for Elijah and becoming a couple, but at the last minute, Daniel misunderstands the plan and gets the surgery too. In the end, they live together as happy, empowered lesbians.

Oscar bait, I'm telling you.

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Lmao

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