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📌 MMMC MST3K "Hercules and the captive women" Episode 6! A JOWILLI EXCLUSIVE. END

posted a month ago by Bloodshot77 (10557)
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I was thinking of doing Monday Mst3k Movie Club if anyone is down. There are plenty of MST3K movies on Tubi to keep this going for a while.

HOW TO JOIN: Download Tubi on your device... smart TV Xbox Playstation... whatever. Make a Tubi account. Search MST3K Hercules and the captive women and hit play

Watched :

The Mask
Invasion USA
The brain that wouldn't die
Santo in the treasure of Dracula
Viking women and the sea serpent
Hercules and the captive women

Signed, million man

[–] Bloodshot77 (10557) a month ago

Shotgun is here in spirit he just can't figure out how to work Tubi

Signed, million man

[–] Bloodshot77 (10557) a month ago

I just peed off my deck. Quicker than bathroom time

Signed, million man

[–] thesamoanjoke (7290) a month ago

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[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

BUT DIFFICULT WHEN SPORTING A RAGING ERECTION AFTER WATCHING HERCULES FOR AN HOUR.

[–] thesamoanjoke (7290) a month ago

Ooh baby, don't you know I suffer?
Ooh baby, can you hear me moan?
You caught me under false pretenses
How long before you let me go?
Ooh
You set my soul alight
Ooh
You set my soul alight
Glaciers melting in the dead of night (ooh)
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (you set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the (you set my soul)
(Into the supermassive)
I thought I was a fool for no one
Ooh baby, I'm a fool for you
You're the queen of the superficial
And how long before you tell the truth?
Ooh
You set my soul alight
Ooh
You set my soul alight
Glaciers melting in the dead of night (ooh)
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (you set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the (you set my soul)
(Into the supermassive)
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive
Glaciers melting in the dead of night (ooh)
And the superstars sucked into the supermassive (you set my soul alight)
Glaciers melting in the dead of night
And the superstars sucked into the (you set my soul)
(Into the supermassive)
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole
Supermassive black hole

[–] Bloodshot77 (10557) a month ago

Shhhh. It's not porn time yet.

Signed, million man

[–] thesamoanjoke (7290) a month ago

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[–] Bloodshot77 (10557) a month ago

Oh did I say that out loud? I gotta remember if my lips move other people can hear me.

Signed, million man

[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

I KEEP MAKING THE MISTAKE OF TRYING TO WATCH THE MOVIE...THEN I FEEL SAD INSIDE.

[–] sslssg (30013) a month ago

Lol. Me too! 🤡🤡🤡

[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

LMAO...YOU'RE REALLY SELLING THE CLOWN THING.

YOU HAVE YOUR OWN DAMN EMOJI!😂

[–] sslssg (30013) a month ago

I actually hate clowns, and mascots. They creep me out. Being in a haunt full of murderous clowns not once, but twice, was tough for me.

[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

I AM NOT SUPER COOL WITH CLOWNS EITHER...USED TO HAVE A FRIEND WHO WAS TERRIFIED OF THEM...WE WENT TO KNOTTS SCARY FARM AND A SCARY CLOWN CHASED HER...SHE LEGIT CLIMBED ON MY BACK AND STARTING CRYING....IT WAS AWFUL...SHE WAS A WRECK THE REST OF THE NIGHT.

[–] sslssg (30013) a month ago

The first time I was in a clown haunt I was a victim. It was awful. At least I was friends with the clowns in my room. One had an axe, and the other had a head on a bungee cord. That was probably my worst experience. It was post covid and I got kicked so many times that year. Even had a guy whack my head against the wall because I wasn't moving. People are assholes. I'm not going to do it this year.

[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

YIKES..SOUNDS LIKE A SMART CHOICE...WHO KNEW THAT WAS SUCH A PHYSICAL EXPERIENCE?...AND YEAH...PEOPLE ARE ASSHOLES...I WAS STARTING TO THINK ALL OF THEM...BUT IT TURNS OUT THERE ARE A FEW COOL ONES FLOATING AROUND.

[–] sslssg (30013) a month ago

That was the worst year, I think it was partly because people forgot how to behave in public.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10557) a month ago

I feel dirty. And I'm freshly showered

Signed, million man

[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

AT LEAST WE KNOW THE ROBOTS ARE DEAD PIECES OF JUNK....THAT MAKES ME FEEL BETTER.

[–] Bloodshot77 (10557) a month ago

Have a other sip of cherry coke... or beer. Whatever floats your boat.

Signed, million man

[–] thesamoanjoke (7290) a month ago

or your own urine!

[–] AngryViking (582) a month ago

Toss the dwarf over the wall! That will break their defense.

[–] Kowalski (63220) a month ago

THE SETS AND COSTUMES ARE SO UGLY...SO...MAYBE THEY ARE ACCURATE.🫤

[–] thesamoanjoke (7290) a month ago

uh oh, spagetti-os