Who wants to watch a weird one from the 80's for MWMC???

Made for no more than 5000 dollars by Donald G. Jackson and only released on vhs, it became a hit and made no less than one million dollars in the video rental stores, successful enough to spawn no less than four sequels. Up to date, there's still no release on any digital medium.

After another nuclear holocaust, the story takes place in "The City of Lost Angels" during "The Second Dark Age". The Sisters of the Holy Order of Roller Blades, led by Mother Speed and their ally Marshall Goodman have to fight against their enemy Saticoy, who wants to become the lord of the wasteland. Enter Hunter (aka Sister Fortune) who joins the Order and fights for justice and peace. There are punks, bums, samurais, a speaking hand puppet, a strange mix of 80s slang and archaic English, some gore, lots of nudity and the heavy use of the "smiley"-face. If this wasn't all crazy enough, you have to imagine this film as completely meant seriously, if you don't see it as a Stealth Parody and Stylistic Suck right away, there won't be many intentional jokes for you.

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠖⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⣀⠀⠉⠀⢄⡀⠠⢀⠉⠉⠉⠓⠦⣄⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⠖⠋⢀⣐⠶⠒⠒⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠐⠒⠖⢢⣄⠐⠈⠳⢤⣀⠢⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣠⡖⢋⢠⡔⠃⠓⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠓⠚⣄⠀⠉⠻⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⠞⠁⣀⣾⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣀⣀⡀⡀⠙⠢⣄⠁⠙⣦⣀⠂⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡾⠁⣠⣾⠞⠁⠀⣤⣴⣰⠀⡀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⣠⣶⣾⣶⣯⣶⣶⡶⣯⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣦⣠⡀⠳⡀⠈⠿⣦⠐⠄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣴⠃⠑⡾⠉⠀⠀⠀⠍⠛⠙⠛⠿⠻⢷⢦⣴⣦⡐⢤⡰⣴⢦⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠿⠿⠿⡿⣿⣷⠀⠈⠠⠀⠘⢿⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⡞⠃⢀⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⣤⡀⠀⠉⠍⢛⡿⣽⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠈⢀⣠⣰⣤⣤⣤⣤⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠀⢻⣆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⢰⡟⠀⣠⠋⠀⡀⣴⣾⣿⣿⣛⡛⠛⠿⠯⠿⣻⣶⣶⣂⡀⠁⢘⢏⢿⣻⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⠟⠈⢀⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⣽⣟⡻⣿⢿⣟⢷⡄⣄⠀⠀⠀⠈⢿⢷⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣸⢸⠃⠀⠁⢀⣴⣿⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠩⢿⣷⣠⡀⠀⠁⠻⣿⣿⣿⣟⠀⢀⣴⣿⡿⠟⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠿⣿⣷⣄⠀⠀⡀⢻⡆⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣾⡔⠀⠀⡐⣾⣿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣧⡀⠀⠀⠐⠘⠃⠡⢀⣾⣿⠟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣿⡄⠀⠠⠁⣏⡇⠀⠀
⠀⢸⡷⡈⠄⠠⢑⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⢀⣤⣴⣦⣤⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢹⣿⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢸⣿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣤⣶⣤⣆⡀⠘⡀⠀⠀⠀⢼⣿⢂⡠⠑⣘⡧⠀⠀
⠀⣾⡇⠡⠂⢀⢿⡟⡁⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⡯⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢉⡷⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⢧⠀⠐⢤⣿⡀⠀
⢐⢣⡜⠡⠐⠈⣾⣧⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣿⣻⠀⠀⠐⠐⠠⠘⢸⣿⣀⣀⣀⣀⣀⣼⣿⡿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣧⣄⣤⣀⣀⣠⣟⡿⠀⢈⠆⣾⡃⠀
⠈⣼⠰⡁⠌⡐⢌⣿⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠻⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢰⣿⢹⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⠓⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠒⠉⡈⠋⢀⠐⢠⠊⣇⠇⠀
⠰⣈⢇⠰⠆⢀⠈⣸⣿⡆⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠀⢸⣿⡏⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠰⠈⢀⠁⠰⢀⠀⡈⠰⡈⢿⣷⠀
⢀⡝⣎⠰⡈⠄⢂⠸⢹⣿⢦⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⣶⣿⠿⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠠⠀⠂⠀⠁⡀⠂⢄⠣⠜⣾⡽⠀
⠀⣿⢗⢢⠑⡌⠂⠔⠂⠌⠫⢿⣦⣄⣀⣀⠀⠀⣀⣀⣔⣶⣿⠟⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢂⠡⢀⠡⢊⠌⣍⣿⡇⠃
⠀⣿⡽⢢⢍⡰⢉⠄⡃⠌⡐⠠⠙⠫⠭⠿⠿⠯⠭⠟⠉⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠀⡐⢀⠂⡡⢊⠴⣉⠞⣯⡁⠀
⠀⠀⣿⢣⢎⡔⢡⠊⠔⡐⢈⠤⢁⠂⡐⠀⡀⠠⢀⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠄⠐⠀⡀⢂⠡⢂⢇⡚⢬⣿⡿⠀⠀
⠀⠀⢻⣝⡲⡘⢆⣉⠒⡈⠄⢂⠰⢀⠂⡐⠀⠈⠿⣿⣷⣦⣄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡀⣠⣴⣿⣿⡿⠃⠀⠀⠄⠀⠠⢀⠡⠐⡠⠑⡌⢦⡙⢶⣏⡇⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠈⢸⢧⣙⢦⡘⢆⡑⢈⠄⢂⢂⠐⡀⠁⠂⠀⠙⠻⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣤⣤⣤⣀⣤⣤⣤⣦⣴⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠋⠀⠀⠀⡀⠀⠂⠄⠂⠄⡱⢀⠏⡜⣢⢝⣾⡏⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⢏⣯⢖⡩⢆⢢⠡⠌⢂⠄⠂⠄⠐⠀⢀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠛⠻⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠀⠠⢁⠂⢡⠘⡄⢫⠜⣱⣳⣾⡿⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠐⠼⣭⣚⠥⣎⢒⡉⢆⠬⠑⣈⠐⡈⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠌⠐⡀⢊⠤⡑⢌⢣⢞⣷⣿⠛⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠊⢷⣋⢦⠣⡜⡌⢆⠱⢀⠂⠄⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠀⢂⠐⠠⡁⢆⡩⢎⣾⣿⡟⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠻⣧⡳⡜⡘⢦⠁⢆⠨⠐⡈⢀⠐⠀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⠂⠠⢀⠢⢌⡑⡌⢦⣱⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠹⢷⣩⢦⢹⣂⡑⢢⠐⠂⠌⢠⠀⢂⠀⠂⠄⠀⠄⠀⡀⢀⠀⡀⢀⠠⠀⠄⠠⠈⠄⠂⠌⡐⢢⠑⢦⣸⣼⣿⡿⠋⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠟⠾⣥⠎⡥⢊⡕⣈⠆⠌⠤⣈⠰⠀⡌⠠⢁⠐⢠⢀⠐⡠⠐⡈⠤⡁⠎⢌⡑⢎⠴⣡⣾⣿⣿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠻⣞⣵⣼⡐⣎⠜⡒⢤⢃⡜⣀⠣⢌⡘⡄⣊⠔⣠⠓⣌⠲⣡⣚⣴⣼⣮⣿⡿⠟⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠻⠿⡿⢿⡞⡲⡜⣤⢋⠶⡱⡜⡴⢫⢴⣛⡼⢟⣷⡟⠟⠋⠉⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠀⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

I've got you now sonny boy!


As opposed to?

Note that the title is not lying - almost every character in this movie is constantly skating, being on roller skates or on skateboards, even if that makes life rather harder than easier

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⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠤⠤⡀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⠞⠁⠀⣀⣠⣤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣤⠤⠤⠤⠤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣣⠔⠚⠻⣄⣡⣞⣄⣠⣆⠀⢼⣼⣄⣀⣀⣠⣆⠜⡘⡻⠟⠙⣲⠦⣈⢳⡀⠀⠀
⡇⠒⢲⡤⡜⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠤⣖⠬⠓⠂⠉⣿⠇⠀⠀
⠙⠲⠦⠬⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣞⠀⢀⣲⠖⠋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣟⢢⠃⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠻⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⠒⢋⡝⠁⢀⣀⣤⠂⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠷⠆⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠮⠤⠟⠉⠀⢰⠱⡾⣧⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⢄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠚⠁⠀⢠⣤⡀⣼⢾⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠒⡏⠀⡡⠣⢖⣯⠶⢄⣀⣿⡾⠋⢸⢀⡶⠿⠲⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⣹⠃⣀⣤⠞⠋⠀⠉⠢⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠐⢣
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⢱⢡⡾⠋⠀⠀⢀⡐⣦⣀⠈⠻⣇⢸⢁⣤⡙⡆⠈⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠎⢁⠔⡳⡟⠀⠐⠒⠒⠋⠀⠠⡯⠙⢧⡈⠻⣮⠯⣥⠧⠞⠁
⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠋⠀⢶⠋⢸⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢦⠀⠙⡆⠘⠦⢄⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣸⠅⢀⡤⢺⢸⠀⢸⡃⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⢚⣋⣿⢄⡀⢇⡀⠀⠀⣝⡶⠀
⠀⠀⢿⠀⡏⠀⠘⠞⠀⢸⡵⣦⠤⠤⠖⣿⠥⠞⠉⠀⢸⠖⠁⠀⠙⠢⣑⠶⣽⢂
⠀⠀⠸⠤⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⠂⠈⡽⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠒⠓⢤⠀⠀⠀⠙⠚⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⣠⠀⠀⠈⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⡶⠗⠋⣱⠄⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⢀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠒⠒⠦⣤⣷⠂⢀⡸⠁⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠙⠢⠤⠤⣄⡤⠼⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢦⣄⣉⣑⠢⠄⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠓⠒⠒⠃
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠖⠒⠢⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠤⠤⡀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⠞⠁⠀⣀⣠⣤⠤⠤⠤⠤⢤⣤⠤⠤⠤⠤⣤⣀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢤⠀⠀⠀⠀
⣣⠔⠚⠻⣄⣡⣞⣄⣠⣆⠀⢼⣼⣄⣀⣀⣠⣆⠜⡘⡻⠟⠙⣲⠦⣈⢳⡀⠀⠀
⡇⠒⢲⡤⡜⠉⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⠉⠙⠛⠤⣖⠬⠓⠂⠉⣿⠇⠀⠀
⠙⠲⠦⠬⣧⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⣿⣿⣷⡄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣞⠀⢀⣲⠖⠋⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠘⣟⢢⠃⠀⠀⠀⠉⠙⠻⠛⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡜⠒⢋⡝⠁⢀⣀⣤⠂⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠷⠆⠶⠖⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠮⠤⠟⠉⠀⢰⠱⡾⣧⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⢄⣀⣀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⠚⠁⠀⢠⣤⡀⣼⢾⠀⠀⡟⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⠛⠛⠒⡏⠀⡡⠣⢖⣯⠶⢄⣀⣿⡾⠋⢸⢀⡶⠿⠲⡀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⣹⠃⣀⣤⠞⠋⠀⠉⠢⣿⣿⡄⠀⣿⠏⠀⠀⠐⢣
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⢱⢡⡾⠋⠀⠀⢀⡐⣦⣀⠈⠻⣇⢸⢁⣤⡙⡆⠈⡏
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠎⢁⠔⡳⡟⠀⠐⠒⠒⠋⠀⠠⡯⠙⢧⡈⠻⣮⠯⣥⠧⠞⠁
⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠋⠀⢶⠋⢸⡝⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣸⢦⠀⠙⡆⠘⠦⢄⡀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣸⠅⢀⡤⢺⢸⠀⢸⡃⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⡤⢚⣋⣿⢄⡀⢇⡀⠀⠀⣝⡶⠀
⠀⠀⢿⠀⡏⠀⠘⠞⠀⢸⡵⣦⠤⠤⠖⣿⠥⠞⠉⠀⢸⠖⠁⠀⠙⠢⣑⠶⣽⢂
⠀⠀⠸⠤⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠉⢳⠂⠈⡽⠁⠀⠀⠀⢀⡼⠒⠓⢤⠀⠀⠀⠙⠚⠛
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠓⡎⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠎⣠⠀⠀⠈⢳⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⢸⡶⠗⠋⣱⠄⠀⠀⠀⣧⠀⠀⠀⢀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣀⠴⠒⠒⠦⣤⣷⠂⢀⡸⠁⠀⡼⠁⠀⠀⠀⠈⢺⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢠⠋⢀⣀⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⡇⠀⠀⠙⠢⠤⠤⣄⡤⠼⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠑⢦⣄⣉⣑⠢⠄⠀⠀⠀⡇⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠉⠙⠓⠒⠒⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⢀⡤⠖⠒⠢⢄⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡴⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠙⢦⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⣰⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠳⡀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⡰⠃⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠹⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠂⠀⠤⠤⡀⠈⠳⣄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⠀⠀⣠⠞⠁⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠈⠑⢄⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀
⢠⠞⠁⠀⣀⣠⣤⠤⠤⠤⠤⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀

OPIE IS CLEARLY THE BEST ACTOR IN THIS PRODUCTION.

I hope the 'film fight coordinator' got beat up real good after this movie was made.