🪓 I stared at the eclipse with my bare eyes

You’re like a star comedian, I’m pretty sure you could make some mooney off of this son.

This sort of humor would qualify you for the Seth Meyer's Show but probably not sitting next to Johnny like Samoajoes

You and WarrenPeace need to join forces to compete against the samoanjoes.

Maybe something like in the third The Thing movie:

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