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I JUST REALIZED HOW STRANGE MY GIRLFRIENDS FROM HIGH SCHOOL SOUND WHEN EXPLAINED BACK TO BACK.

posted 4 years ago by Kowalski (63357)
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I DIDNT DATE A TON OR HAVE DOZENS OF GIRLFRIENDS,BUT UPON TALKING ABOUT DATING WITH MY DAUGHTER I REALIZED I ASSEMBLED A STRANGE ASSORTMENT OF PAST GIRLFRIENDS.

ANNETTE...SHE WORE A BACK BRACE,A BIG CUMBERSOME ONE.

CAMILLE...JEHOVAH'S WITNESS.

DEVON...MORMON.

JENN...4'4"

STEPHANIE...SCARS FROM 18 HEART SURGERIES WHEN SHE WAS YOUNGER.

THERE WAS A SECOND JENNIFER,BUT AS FAR AS I CAN REMEMBER SHE WAS WITHOUT MENTIONABLE ATTRIBUTES,OTHER THAN BEING REALLY PRETTY AND SPEAKING FLUENT SPANISH.

[–] linuxlad (996) 4 years ago

I think Devon and Camille had other ulterior motives on recruiting you for "deep indoctrination" other than the one you had in mind as they usually are only allowed to date within their denomination.

[–] Kowalski (63357) 4 years ago

DEVON ENJOYED DOING SHIT BEHIND HER PARENTS BACK,SHE WAS A BAD MORMON...BUT YOU MAY HAVE A POINT WITH CAMILLE,NOW THAT IM THINKING OF IT.🤔

[–] linuxlad (996) 4 years ago

They were both clever and sneaky regardless.

[–] Padeen (6459) 4 years ago

"ANNETTE...SHE WORE A BACK BRACE,A BIG CUMBERSOME ONE."

The Aluminum Monster?

[–] Kowalski (63357) 4 years ago

OH YEAH...SHE COULDNT EVEN LOOK TO THE SIDE IN THAT THING.