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2 of my favorite jokes

posted 5 years ago by Jones70 (6195)
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What's the difference between a hooker and a lawyer? a hooker will stop screwing you when you're dead. The other one is how many actors does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 20: one to screw it in and 19 to say how they could've done it better".

[–] [deleted] 5 years ago

did you hear about the corduroy pillows?
they're making all the headlines.

(this one is in the voice of a woman)

i call my vagina 'new yorker cartoon' because it's dry and a handful of people have laughed at it.