so.... zombies.
If a zombie apocalypse DID happen, it would be dispatched so quickly. It wouldn't even be an issue.
shareThe smartest move is to simply turn yourself into a zombie, being alive in such a world would be fun for a little while but when the excitement wore of it would suck balls. Easier to join the herd.
sharewe already are the herd. rotting corpses would be done away with within the first cemetery. They're dead, they're all messed up.
shareDepends if they are the classic slow type or the modern parkour type. Might be a bit of a problem if the virus spreads quicker than people can put them down. Need more details before ruling out their chances.
sharethe fast type seems unlikely to me. why would rotten decaying joints be fast?
EDIT: you ever just leave a random video on in the background and then suddenly remember it?
I guess I didn't account for a virus. I was just thinking about dead bodies. You could be right.
They shouldn't be able to move at all if one wants to be picky. You need blood circulation for that kind of stuff. These running zombies are usually fresh though as in they haven't really decomposed yet. I don't think i ever saw an old school zombie move like that.
Yes, i do sometimes.