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House GOP Ten Commandments (as provided by George Conway)

posted 8 months ago by xanthas (3215)
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To be posted in all Members’ offices per order of the Speaker:

1. Thou shalt have no other gods before me, except thou shalt followeth thy Orange Jesus over any moral cliff.
2. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, unless thou shalt have purchaseth it on http://DonaldJTrump.com.
3. Thou shalt not take the name of the Lord thy God in vain, except when thou shalt attacketh Brandon or thy RINOs.
4. Remember the sabbath day, to keep it holy, unless thou attendeth a musical production in Denver.
5. Honour thy father and thy mother, and burieth thy mother on thy father’s golf course.
6. Thou shalt not kill, but thou shalt shooteth looters on sight, and puteth alligators in thy moat to keepeth out the Mexicans.
7. Thou shalt not commit adultery, but if thou shalt do so with thy porn star, thou shalt payeth her off through an intermediary and falsifieth thy accounting records.
8. Thou shalt not steal, unless thou needeth to steeleth one moreth than a certain number of popular votes or unless thou can hideth thy stollen documents at thy bathroom in thy resort.
9. Thou shalt not bear false witness. LOL.
10. Thou shalt not covet (but seeth nos. 2, 4, 7, and 8 aboveth).

[–] JoWilli (16914) 8 months ago

voice command

[–] Corbell (9713) 8 months ago

My first thought was, "well, I could easily just do one for Dems,".

Then I thought, to show what? That I, a conservative has a negative view of lefty leaning politicians?

Who would care? What an incredible waste of time. I mean, I WANT to waste time, instead of doing something productive, but Christ, my time isn't THAT useless.

We get it. You hate your enemies, and you think you are funny. Spoiler alert, the first one was not funny at all, and that's all the further I got, before I was bored with it.