Maker of Lysol products forced to correct T-rump's controversial comments

The manufacturer of LYSOL products were forced to move quickly over the past 12 hours to distance itself from the controversial comments idiot T-rump made yesterday at his press conference, suggesting disinfectant can be taken internally to treat coronavirus.

Manufacturer Reckitt Benckiser released this statement:

“Due to recent speculation and social media activity, RB (the makers of Lysol and Dettol) has been asked whether internal administration of disinfectants may be appropriate for investigation or use as a treatment for coronavirus (SARS-CoV-2). As a global leader in health and hygiene products, we must be clear that under no circumstance should our disinfectant products be administered into the human body (through injection, ingestion or any other route). As with all products, our disinfectant and hygiene products should only be used as intended and in line with usage guidelines. Please read the label and safety information.”