Have you ever had cooties? - General Discussion Discussion

Cue yo momma joke.

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[–] samoanjoes (52153) 14 days ago

I'm going to ask the same question in the future to get the full Benny experience.

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Just wait 2 weeks.

Signed, million man

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Yes, when I was in kindergarten a little girl gave me the cooties.

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Me too. Sounds like some kind of Typhoid Cootie Mary if you ask me.

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[–] 123Guy (6362) 14 days ago

Yes.
I got them from Benny's mom and still have to take a pill for it.

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YOU MEAN HERPES...NOT COOTIES.

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I've never had lice which seem to be endemic among little kids these days.

I think I found a crab on me once in the 80's but okay, shit happens.

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WAS THIS BEFORE OR AFTER HE STARRED IN THE LITTLE MERMAID?

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Different crab. I think I ate the one you're talking about.

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[–] samoanjoes (52153) 14 days ago

Cooties are worse. That shit is practically invisible and there's no known cure.

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Yeah, I get your point. Cooties are like a magical metaphysical fairy dust sprinkled by demons.

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[–] nyctc7 (41685) 14 days ago

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[–] samoanjoes (52153) 14 days ago

The audience shouldn't be laughing at such a serious disease.

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who doesn't have cooties, is the better question.

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