Worse than anything Ed Wood ever did

The only reason why I watched this at all, let alone to the end, is because Jordan Phipps is in it; so now I’ve admitted that I will watch her in anything. To save my time when discussing how bad this vomitfeast is: they ROTOSCOPE the gushing blood spurts. When was the last time in this century that you saw fucking ROTOSCOPED FX in a modern movie? This was made by hacks who are so cheap and broke that they squeak when they walk.

Avoid at all costs. So bad that it’s REALLY bad. You’ll get more pleasure out of an insurance commercial. No nudity. No sex. Know nothing.