Remember the grape drink and watermellon when you go to see this

Yes, remember that all you mayos up here screaming! But yeah, sounds about as if it ain’t white it ain’t right as it can possibly get up in this broflake cesspool (as if this placing is lacking on that). I did nazi this coming! Well, ok Mayo.

But those very, very few on here who ain’t you will definitely make sure to bring the extra salt and mayonnaise in case any of yer fellow deep state-fighting neckbeard fascists are gonna be there doing your ‘Murican first duty: Lock her up! They took r jobs! Dis my country not yours! God hates everyone not like me! Gay frogs in the water! Forced diversity! And all that murikkkan broflake shit, ya know Festus? Oooh, but you gonna show big bad aNtI-WHiTe wokey dokey (klansman-disapproved) Disney what’s what, aye? Reich on, brother.

But hell, also gotta bring some fire power in case any of yer patriot fuckboys planning on doing your typical white bro mass shooting thing as well cuz you evidently that salty, colonizers. Bring it on, Y’all Qaeda little bitch

The merchandise and tie-ins for this version will be fascinating

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