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The next movie should be real fast because dinosaurs can be hunted easily


Honestly, the problem all these movies have is a lack of appropriate weapons. Blue was taken down by a bullet to the leg, right? All the others got tranquilized. They obviously sedated them before to get them on the ship in the first place. They still have the tracking chips in them, so it's not like they can hide. Just do it again and roll credits.

Worst comes to worst, toss a tank at them. Get one Apache helicopter and shoot them from a distance with M230 chain gun. These things would drop like flies. Get an RPG to take out some of the others. I can get my father's deer hunting rifle and shoot some of these guys in the head from a distance.

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Maybe they get picked up by some bad guys who use their dna to make new dinos and a new Jurassic Park.

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The problem is these movies make a ton of money (which isn't a problem) so they want to keep making them, but there is only so much you can do to make it movie-plausible.

Bringing dinosaurs to the mainland is a great idea, because there is only so much you can do on an isolated island. But how do you keep it interesting? They already showed how easy it is to wrangle these things up with some private mercenaries in both The Lost World and Fallen Kingdom. Imagine the entire US army and a bunch of rednecks with hunting gear putting them in their sights.

Come to think of it, maybe that's the premise for the next movie. They are being hunted back into extinction and it's an allegory to how big game hunters are driving current species into extinction.

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Ironically there is a food truck called Jurassic Pork that serves tasty pulled pork sandwiches.

The casting for this is easy. Aubrey Plaza and Christina Ricci as sexy hunting chicks. Heck, toss in Nick Offerman and Megan Mullally as a hunting couple. Bruce Dern has gotta be in there. Adam Driver looks like a hick, so grease him up and toss a John Deere hat on him.

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