Best lines!
OMG!!!
Use your feet, I know you have them, they came out of your mom first!
Why are you trying to sell that fat tub of shit some plastic wares, she's never had leftovers in her life!
shareWhy are you trying to sell that fat tub of shit some plastic wares, she's never had leftovers in her life!
share Can we eat there daddy?
No it's a titty bar now.
"Ahhhh!!! what kind of dildo set the alarm for 5 AM!" Yelled the older brother at his younger brother.
"What kind a dildo fucks his hand!" Replied the little brother.
OMG I'm still laughing!!!!