But Aliens is a really old movie!
I get the joke, a teenager calling something old, “really old” like if you heard a teenager “like that really old movie, Harry Potter” it would be kind of funny for those over 30.
But Aliens is friggin old! 1986, 32 years ago!
In 1986 Reagan was president, the Nintendo NES a brand new invention, Michael Jackson’s last album was still Thriller, and a gallon of fuel was $0.86.
If you were 18 when it came out, you’re now 50. Yes, Aliens is a very old movie.