“Not since Mr. Bowie has the Seelie world been so entertained.”

That’s the Seelie queen talking to feckless Simon after his falsetto rendition of 1 of his forgettable attempts at singing. 🤮🤮🤮

David Bowie was a musical and pop culture genius. Simon in a human pustule on someone’s butt. I hope the Bowie Estate sued.

Look, FreeForm writers: if you don’t know what you’re talking about, just don’t talk about it.

I’m binging the series for a second time. I’m not taking prisoners.