Things I learned from watching The Martian

1. Don't Google words coming after they've been told not to use foul language.

2. Requesting music of this century will get you ABBA playing in the background as you're working.

3. It's good to be a botanist on Mars.

4. Asking the name of and borrowing pens from the director of NASA is a great way to get kicked out of the room.

5. You can have the exact same stubble length through half a movie and the next moment a bigger beard than The Dude in The Big Lebowski.