1. Louis is from Oakland and he knows two ghetto ass hoes when he sees em'. 2. During Father's Day weekend, everyone in your neighborhood won't be home and no one can hear or help you. 3. Cheating Evan-tually gets you killed.
6. Art is in the eye of the beholder. 7. Architects get down. 8. Keanu only makes comedies. 9. French bulldogs just don't give a crap. 10. Extra large family portraits are creepy as hell.
Hollywood tries too hard to make females feel they're as strong as men. Try again. In reality, a man would have broke free and broke their skanky, hypocritical necks.
13. A man could also be overpowered and raped by 2 women. 14. At certain places, houses nearby can be completely empty so in case two chicks invade Keanu Reeves' home, there will be no one around for help. 15. Even though these 2 chicks are at times shown to be physically strong as well, they can use psychological power effectively enough to prevent a grown man from either calling the police on them, especially after a one night stand or fighting back when they start to pose a serious danger. 16. Men can be seduced and in their OWN ways destroyed by beauties.
The greatest trick the Devil has ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't exist!