The Most Boring Movie I've Seen In Years

Boring doesn't necessarily mean bad. I get why this is a good movie: the acting is superb yet subtle; contains universally relatable themes of regret, self-doubt, decades of partnership; and blah blah blah more.

Doesn't change the fact that this is a boring-ass movie, and as boring as they get. Bring coffee and perhaps some amphetamines before you watch this, because you will have trouble staying engaged (unless you're so used to a life lacking any sort of excitement that you've honed your ability to enjoy watching paint dry).

Why is this movie so well received and showered with so much praise on the web? Because cool, level-headed, sincere and honest folks won't watch this. Only snobs who spend every year chasing banal small independent films, that they pretend are about more than they really are, will watch this. They will then proceed to stroke each others' private parts ever so gently, with increasing satisfaction (and perhaps ecstasy), as they talk about how 'marvellous', 'devastating' and 'haunting' this movie was for them.