Favourite quote


Predictable maybe but : "We're werewolves, not swear-wolves."




When I'm gone I would like something to be named after me. A psychiatric disorder, for example.

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"When you are a vampire, you become... sexy."

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werewolf leader to one of his group: "f|_|ck off to a tree"

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😅

your beard is good.

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Loved the minion woman:
"They don't wear shirts they wear blouses, and I'm stuck here ironing their fkng frills!"

I cracked up when the werewolf, even though in human form, still couldn't stop himself from running after an imaginary thrown stick. 

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When they first were trying out Google.

"I've lost a really nice silver scarf in about 1912."

"Yes now, Google it."

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And the look on Stu's face when they said this.

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Jackie To Nick:
-"You were a virgin when we were seeing each other"
Nick:
-"yeah, I was 12"


"we're werewolves not swearwolves"

And of course virgin/sandwich "comparison" 👍

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When Deacon is finally doing the dishes at the start..."this is bulls*hit"

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"Yeah, we're going to meet a pedophile."

It went by so quickly, but it was after they introduced a few vampires in the downtown scene, including two that had been turned as children. They were discussing their feeding plans for the night. So wrong, so dark, so fittingly hilarious.

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