1- stupid teens who run off into the middle of a grave will die..
2- teens will do anything to keep their cell phones with them
3- Old flipping blind women in movies should die within the first 2 minutes of the movie, just call it a mercy killing
4- when you are a cop and your "trailer" of a headquarters is trash lock your perp to a filing cabinet.... and dont grab the assault rifle on the desk
When trying to protect your daughter, it's best to entrap her in a tomb so that if you don't make it, she won't be able to get out. That's called thinkin'!
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- Once you shoot zombie dad in the head, it's perfectly fine to run off and leave your daughter with zombie teen boy.
- Zombies can't see into green houses
- Once you kill a zombie in a safe room, you can't use it as a safe room anymore
- One should ALWAYS carry and use a flashlight - even after sunrise
-When in doubt about where to run to, a mine shaft makes the most sense. Or should it be: when it doubt about how to end your movie, use the old 'put em in a mine shaft' formula.
"What? Do you wanna just sit around and be wrong?" - Liz Lemon
Zombies apparently take a break from trying to eat you when you shout "RACHEL!".
It seems to make them look at someone else and close their mouth.
- the new child molester colonel sanders commercials are much creepier than zombie night.
share35. Zombies like to eat cell phones .
36. That Shirley Jones character " Nana " made quite an excellent zombie
( not bad for a woman of 79 years old at that time too - she's 82 years old now ) .
37. This TV Movie is similar in storyline plot as the current TV show
" Fear The Walking Dead "
- 2 families trying to escape attacks from the dead/undead
( of course this Movie has a bit more dark humor to it ?
So it definitely couldn't be taken seriously either ) .
38. That good thing these zombies move slow or
these characters and this TV movie would be way over before it started .
( Watching this TV Movie right now for the first time on the SyFy Channel
- very amusing so far also with memorable 1960's to 1980's cast does
make it worth watching . IMPO )
39 - When you are a cop and hear reports of murders and mayhem, be sure to drop everything to arrest a guy for stealing an old TV (even when they made this movie that TV must have been over 10 years old) unless he was being arrested for stupidity.
40 - When you have a scared old, blind lady in your house during a zombie apocalypse leave her alone as much as possible
41 - When a scared girl pounds on your door seeking help, be sure to keep looking through the peephole as she is being killed by a zombie
42 - During a zombie apocalypse don't let the hired help leave, but lock her in a room with accessible windows and say she will be safe, and then go lock yourself in your panic room.
43 - When you notice things digging their way out of graves, kneel down next to them and shine a flashlight on them until they are completely out of the grave and then decide to run
44 - When you are a blind old blind lady locked a basement, be sure to pick up a lantern to see where you are walking
45 - That in some police stations in the US they have a morgue just off the front lobby and during a zombie apocalypse, if you are a cop and you hear someone banging from the inside of a morgue fridge, open the door, pull out the tray and open the body bag
46 - If you get caught in a cemetery during a zombie apocalypse, keep running deeper into the cemetery.
47 - When your old, blind mother who just turned into a zombie attacks you, just lie on the ground saying, "Mom, it's me Bertie."
48 - When your friend is being attacked by your old, blind mother who just turned into a zombie and you have a gun, be sure to look at the ground when you fire the gun at your zombie mom.
49 - When you build a panic room in your house, make sure you build it on the upper floors so if a disaster happens and the house collapses, you can fall to your death.
50 - When you are a little boy and a zombie is 10 feet in front of you, don't try and run or scream out - just let the zombie grab you for dinner.
51 - When you are the "star" of the movie and get bitten by a zombie, you don't turn into one but if you are a cop and you knock someone to the ground they die and instantly turn into a zombie.
52 - When you used to be a "star" and resort to making movies this bad, get a new job because your movie career is over
Wow! I've got to see this, it sounds incredible!
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