1- stupid teens who run off into the middle of a grave will die..
2- teens will do anything to keep their cell phones with them
3- Old flipping blind women in movies should die within the first 2 minutes of the movie, just call it a mercy killing
4- when you are a cop and your "trailer" of a headquarters is trash lock your perp to a filing cabinet.... and dont grab the assault rifle on the desk
Also, when a gun runs out of bullets just throw it away, it will never be any good again.
shareThe top 2 apply even in real life.
My question is, what is the name of the beautiful piano focused song at the end of the movie? I know I've heard it somewhere.
(I'm having a Cloud Atlas moment)
When you are barricading yourself down in a basement, it is MOST helpful to put a trunk in front of a door that opens OUT. Idiot. I laughed my ass off with that one.
9. Have a panic room that you can hear and see your neighbors pestering the crap out of you all night to let in
10. Run into a huge open hole in a graveyard that is 3 feet deep and then just lay there to be biten
11. Don't go back to your vehicle after walking into a graveyard full of the living dead
12. Drop your flash light for no reason at all, and still be able to see just the same without it
13. Throw your shoe to distract a zombie
14. The back door of cop cars DO open from the inside
15. After the most horrible night of your life, pancakes are your first thought.
16. You're boyfriend telling you to get there right away to the safe room as per plan translates into incoherent rambling when explaining the call to your dad.
17. A 16 year old girl can twirl around in circles with a 150 pound torso on her back and not fall down.
18. You don't need to stock blankets in a safe room in case of an extended stay.
19. Safe rooms are colder than every where else within a five mile radius.
20. It's ok to leave a panicked old blind woman alone in a basement while you go rambling around the rest of the house for some unnecessary reason.
21. Zombie movies make Daryl Hannah look good, but make Anthony Michael Hall and Alan Ruck look like death warmed over.
22. No one else lives in the town except for you and your bloodied best friend, your next door neighbors, and a do nothing female cop.
23. When you're safe in a tree, take off your shoes, jump down, and run for the nearest open grave.
Boldly going where most people already have!
surely the most important lesson is that teenagers who are screaming for their life only 10 meters away from you are to be completely ignored until someone else tells you that they are screaming AND points to them.
shareIf you build a safe room in your house be sure to tell everyone you know about it. Because when the zombie apocalypse happens, you definitely want everyone in your neighborhood who didn't /couldn't prepare themselves pounding on. YOUR door.
shareCars will explode for no reason while parked and will ejaculate a fat zombie wearing a padded suit and Friday the 13th hockey mask.
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