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What killed it for me


I refrained from rating the movie since I only made it 5 minutes in. When I watch zombie films one of the biggest things that can ruin it completely is the sounds they make. The traditional zombie is either quiet or emits low groans or gasping sounds since their lungs no longer work. For faster zombie-like monsters like in 28 days later it makes sense for more noise since they aren't dead just infected with a virus. I started the movie with hopes I might have found a little gem on netflix only to find the zombies roaring like lions. It was like they contacted the SciFy channel and asked for their generic awful zombie film sound clips.

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So you missed out on a pretty damn good little horror flick because you turned it off after five minutes cause the zombie sounds weren't to your liking? Makes sense. This is why I've never watched "schindlers list" I mean, black and white? What is this 1942?! Am I right??

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He didn't miss out on "a pretty damn good little horror" at all! While this movie may have been better than a lot of other recent Australian attempts at B movies OP did the right thing here by bailing early. It was below average, genre confused (straight out horror or horror/comedy, failing competently at both) and forgettable.
And no, you are most definitely NOT right with your B&W analogy! Two very different scenarios. OP couldn't get into the movie because credibility was blown by the way the creatures were portrayed. Totally valid reason for him to dismiss this movie early on! Your analogy? Dumb!
You missed OP's point entirely and your response was really quite moronic.

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Not as dumb and moronic as you. Zombies are fiction. The creator can give them whatever sounds he freaking well chooses.

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Cry harder, Andrew.

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He missed out on nothing but 90 minutes of squandered potential, false promises and fartbreath idiocy and you're out of your mind for comparing this in any way to Schindler's List.

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Yeah. Totally logical to dismiss a movies who's run time is 1 hour 40 minutes five minutes in because the zombies weren't portrayed "realistically.

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Imagine you're a Dracula fan. You grew up reading Bram Stokers Dracula and watching all the classics both old and new, then you come across a vampire movie on Netflix so you start watching it only to realise 5 minutes in the vampires don't suck blood by biting into the jugular with their fanged teeth but instead a tongue shoots out and attaches itself to the victim. Or maybe when the vampires die they make a gurgling sound and turn into a puddle of green goo.
You were wanting and expecting the vampires you know and love and even though it's only 5 minutes into the movie, you know you're never going to be able to enjoy the rest of this particular flick. That's not to say others won't, because others surely will, but it's not for you and you have a valid reason to dismiss it based upon your criteria of what makes this particular subject matter enjoyable for you.

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Real question: How do you feel about dracula untold?

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Zombies make all sorts of noises depending on the film the film you watch. Bad analogy. Vampires drink blood, zombies eat flesh. That's the most important identity they have and the zombies do the latter in this movie.

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This dumbass demands realism in his zombie movies! Good lord.

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So many diverse people out there with different needs, desires, dreams and expectations. It's what makes the world interesting. For instance, for some people a Zombie has to follow certain rules to be believable as a Zombie. I believe these people are called purists.
Stop being so ignorant, open up a bit and realise their are all sorts of different people out there with different tastes, ideas and outlooks from you.
I didn't think in 2015 it was possible to run into a person with such a limited grasp on how diverse our species has become. There are 7 billion people on the planet now, not 1 billion. It's not the 19th century anymore Zeke.

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If it weren't for youtube, IMDB would have the world's dumbest commenters.

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Oh how I do love irony!

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And purists are blinkered.

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LOL. I stopped reading the rest of his post because of that.

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Nobody cares.

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I never once demanded realism. It's a zombie movie lol. But when a zombie makes lion sounds and animal noises to me it just turns into unintentional comedy. I don't care if the zombie walk, run, or crawl but the moment it sounds like I just started watching the lion king I can't go on. Zombie's are scarier to me when they make the least possible noise. That way you don't always know where they are. These low budget Scify channel type zombie movies cast aside any scare factor they might have had when they go for cheap sound effects and just go for loud noises and action.

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It's a horror comedy. It's not supposed to be scary.

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It's a horror comedy lacking in any horror or comedy.

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It's a horror comedy. It's not supposed to be scary.

I like horror, and I like comedy. But I intensely dislike the two of them combined into a mix of neither.

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Says the dumbass whining and crying because other people don't like the fartbreath idiocy of this mediocre movie.

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Aw, man! You missed the twins in the shower scene!

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If you are still reading this, I would suggest you to give the movie another try. As you say yourself, you have no problems with the zombie-like monsters in 28 Days Later, since they aren't the typical zombies. If you give Wyrmwood a chance, the movie gives an actual explanation for the sound and behaviour of the zombies, which makes this a pretty different zombie flick.

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Next time I'm on Netflix I'll give it another try. I just get so turned off of zombie movies when the zombies make sounds like that.

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I hate getting into this, but any time anyone pulls out the "technically the things in 28 Days Later... are not zombies" I get so annoyed and I need to counter that technically the Romero zombies are not "zombies" either. It's an argument I've made for years now and I see a lot of people catching on, but calling the living dead "zombies" has always been a misnomer. It's late, I'm tired and frankly it's not my job, but if you need to, research the etymology of the word zombie. What I mean to say is the infected in 28 Days Later... are as much "zombies" as the living dead in Dawn of the Dead or the things we see in this film because, in order to call the Romero things "zombies", you really need to be loose with your definition. Then, are the "zombies" in Return of the Living Dead not legit because they don't stop moving once the brain is struck? And who decides? Hopefully not the idiots who made World War Z into that horrific film- please don't let them decide.

Wyrmwood was quirky and fun. Is it an instant classic? No, not by my standards, but it was fun enough to sit through. Aside from the vapors the creatures produce, there's very little that makes the story unique. I liked the idea of injecting an immune individual with infected blood, but her then seeing through their eyes and controlling them...? yeah, that was a bit much in my book, but the actress was far too attractive to stop watching, so I sat through the whole film despite my objections. Did I love it? No, but I don't regret watching it and if a sequel comes I'll watch that one too.

What I won't accept are these people saying "it's Mad Max meets Dawn of the Dead"! Costumes and one truck aside, there was nothing Mad Max about it. See, the problem is Wyrmwood was a bit too confused with what it really wanted to be, but it had the raw material and it made a solid effort to be unique. Enough of an effort that I believe it earns a viewing or two by anyone who enjoys the genre- then they can decide if it sucks or not.

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I simply responed to the OP using his kind of words about 28 Days Later, which doesn't mean that I see it the same way, but that, if he gives those zombies a go, he also should do the same for Wyrmwood.

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even though I fed off your thread, I was kind of just following the flow of the discussion, so it wasn't really aimed at you. It was a few threads up the discussion tuned to what a person considers the rules of a zombie film and no one here really got all technical about it, so I was pretty much referencing arguments I've had elsewhere that tied into this topic. Apologies if it seemed like I was jumping on you by bringing up 28 Days Later... but you mentioned that film and that's the one film that the argument usually happens on.

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You can't make a review unless you see the entire film, that's how it works.



"how's a fella go about gettin' a holt of the police?" -Karl

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How silly to watch five minutes and then whinge. It's a good film worth watching

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