OFFICIAL PORG COOKBOOK 1.0


Dozens of recipes including McDonald's McPorg Sandwich.

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Porg pot pie

Step 1: kill the porg by be heading it, then remove intestines, then pluck feathers from the lifeless body

Step 2: boil the porg in water with a pinch of salt for 30 minutes and then cut the lifeless squishy body into small cubes.

Step 3: get an an assortment of veggies like carrots, peas, celery, etc. the boil those In water for 10 minutes.

Step 4: then make a thin savory pie crust, and fill it with the squishy cubes that once was a cute, fluffy, adorable creature that made cute noises, and the vegetables and add some pie crust on the top

Step 5: the bake it for an hour on 280 degrease

Step 6: then put a picture of the porg in front of the pie and then eat the pie.

Step 7: Chew the savory delicious pie and then look at the porg picture and then think in your mind “What have I done?” Lol

Step 8: enjoy!

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Did the porg die?

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