Luke's first words to Rey...


"Hail Hydra."



"I'm not arguing that with you. I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"

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Her first words to him: "Will you take the lightsaber already? My arm is getting tired."

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"I'm not arguing that with you. I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"

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Rey: "Are you my father?"

Luke: "No, you're my father."

Rey: "Well, now you're just being childish."



"I'm not arguing that with you. I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"

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How Star Wars The Force Awakens Should Have Ended
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JbpgM-JTang

Luke: "Wow, you're hot!"

Rey: "What?! Gross! We could be related!

Luke: "Never bothered me before!"

Rey: "Okay, byyyyye!"

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The best!

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His first words to her "How much for delivery?"

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If we had Oswalt to write and direct, absolutely possible:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CvdoLRBudwU

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Great minds think alike:

http://www.slashfilm.com/avengers-star-wars-crossover/



"I'm not arguing that with you. I know he can get the job, but can he do the job?"

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"Wait, hang on, you aren't pizza delivery?"

I am the liquor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zWCBghizQUs

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"Wait, hang on, you aren't pizza delivery?"


LOL, so that explains the look on his face.

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"I have a bad feeling about this."
"These aren't the droids you're looking for."



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"No power converters? *Sighs* "

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Luke reaches his hand out to grasp his lightsaber, at which point Rey ignites it, piercing Luke's heart, killing him instantly.

Rey: "Didn't see that one coming, did you."

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Luke reaches his hand out to grasp his lightsaber, at which point Rey ignites it, piercing Luke's heart, killing him instantly.

Rey: "Didn't see that one coming, did you."


LOL! Oh no, she did go to the Dark Side. I thought she had an evil look on her face when she was fighting Kylo Ren.

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Get off my island!

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Luke's first words to Rey, "Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see....one chance out between two worlds. FIRE.....walk with me!"

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Luke's first words to Rey, "Through the darkness of future's past, the magician longs to see....one chance out between two worlds. FIRE.....walk with me!"


And then Rey says, "what??"

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The only reasonable response would be "garmonbozia."

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"Take me to your leader"

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*beep* are you bitch?

I once told a man to go screw himself! Can you even imagine?! - Kilgrave

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