Parodies(Rank Them)


Just the ones I mentioned,
Dance Flick
Superhero Movie
Epic Movie
Meet the Spartans
Disaster Movie
Vampires Suck
Date Movie
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2
Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie 4
Scary Movie 5(If Anybody Has Seen It Yet)
A Haunted House(If Anybody Has Seen It Yet)

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1) Scary Movie
2) Scary Movie 5
3) Scary Movie 3
4) Scary Movie 2
5) Scary Movie 4
6) Superhero Movie
7) Not Another Teen Movie
8) Date Movie
9) Epic Movie
10) Meet the Spartans
11) Vampires Suck
12) Dance Flick
13) A Haunted House
14) The Comebacks
15) Disaster Movie






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1) Disaster Movie
2) Vampires Suck
3) Meet the Spartans
4) Epic Movie
5) Date Movie
6) Scary Movie
7) Scary Moive 2
8) Scary Movie 3
9) Dance Flick
10) Scary Movie 4

Haven't seen the others all the way through, but they are terrible. Anyone who doesn't have Disaster Movie as the best on the list is obviously trolling... it is definitely the best parody made in the last 20 years, if not the best parody ever made.

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I respect your opinion but in my opinion, Disaster Movie is one of the worst movies ever made as well as other Friedberg/Seltzer Movies but its cool that you like them.

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Just curious, what was your problem with Disaster Movie?

I thought it was fantastic! It truly made me a fan of Seltzer and Friedberg.

I was blown away by how controversial a PG13 movie could be. On top of that, it seemed that every shot was reeking of social commentary.




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To me, it was all over the place with its parodies, I like a parody that sticks to one type of movie but it was all over the place when it was parodying Juno, Kung Fu Panda, Iron Man, Hellboy as well as others. It's cool that you liked it though.

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I see. I suppose it's just a matter of taste.

You like parodies that are more simplistic and easier to follow, which there's nothing wrong with. I Love Airplane. What I liked about this film is that it doesn't insult the viewers' intelligence, and does parodies of many genres with amazing social commentary.




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I refuse to believe you're serious. Amazing social commentary? Disaster Movie is nothing but references. Saying someone's name isn't a joke. Dancing isn't funny. Body fluid gags aren't funny. They've been done to death and require 0 amount of intelligence. When you shoehorn things that are current that completely disregards the genre that you've claimed to spoof, your movie will bomb. They are cheaply made, and are intentionally made this way to attract dimwits to the theater so they can identify the reference and laugh. The box office numbers show, people caught on. How they keep getting work is beyond me. Never compare airplane to anything they've ever done because all their movies combined have less laughs than a single joke from airplane.

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I agree, the only good thing about disaster movie is actually one of the best things ever done in movie history.
The movie IS a disaster. and the movies they use ARE disasters.
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Oh dear Christ what are you talking about? Could you please enlighten the herd of intelligence handicapped simpletons such as myself as to the many plain to see examples of "social commentary" or and other sort of sub text within these pieces of aborted fetus *beep* you call movies?

Perhaps I'm not seeing the depth from the scene in Meet the Spartans where for no reason other than to include a semi-current viral video of Chris Crocker, the main villain Xerxes gets into a "pimped out" car(really?), only to exit it within 3 seconds, then transform(original) into a god damn mechanoid with YOUTUBE(REALLY!!!!?), ONLY TO SHOW A SEMI-CURRENT VIRAL *beep* VIDEO OF CHRIS *beep* CROCKER!!!

The embarrassing revelation that fans of these movies should come to realise is that the (poorly attempted) jokes are at the level of humour a pre-teen child would possibly laugh at, however the adult-nature of the majority of jokes puts them out of context for pre-teen children. The sight gags and out of place movie references fall within the definition of "joke", but that does not excuse the fact that they are not clever/funny/relevant in any shape or form.



By the way, I....... wonder if they might sneak an American Idol reference into their latest...

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Could you please enlighten the herd of intelligence handicapped simpletons such as myself as to the many plain to see examples of "social commentary" or and other sort of sub text within these pieces of aborted fetus *beep* you call movies?


Sure. Basically these films are an adaptation of dadaism. Dadaism is an art form that is in itself a rejection of art, often with strong anti-war themes. This is why rich Republican film critics hate these films so much.

You really have to be well versed in philosophy to get even 1/10th of the jokes.

Perhaps I'm not seeing the depth from the scene in Meet the Spartans where for no reason other than to include a semi-current viral video of Chris Crocker, the main villain Xerxes gets into a "pimped out" car(really?), only to exit it within 3 seconds, then transform(original) into a god damn mechanoid with YOUTUBE(REALLY!!!!?), ONLY TO SHOW A SEMI-CURRENT VIRAL *beep* VIDEO OF CHRIS *beep* CROCKER!!!


You are completely ignoring the subtext of what is one of the best moments in cinema history. PApa_T, another IMDb user can describe it far better than I ever could:


Perhaps the finest scene in the film is the one where Xerxes finds the “all spark” cube from the hit movie Transformers, and “transforms” into the famous Hasbro villain Megatron. Instead of using violence to intimidate his enemies he plays the famous YouTube “Leave Brittney alone” video by Chris Crocker on a TV in his stomach. While many critics did not seem to appreciate the film, I’d be surprised if many of them missed out on the subtext here. Xerxes is played by Ken Davitian, best known for his large role in Borat, an independent film which was a surprise blockbuster. By turning into a character from Transformers the film is satirising how Independent films and companies get “swallowed up” and homogenised by large corporations. But the comparison doesn’t end there. Some characters from a major, high-budget film (300) are then sent running scared from Xerxes when he plays them a short clip which cost next to nothing This shows how small-budget productions have the power to leave big budget ones running scared. But Friedberg and Seltzer are not proposing an end to big budget productions, but rather a synergy yielding the best of high budget and low budget worlds. The creature who sends the Spartans running is part Borat actor (low budget) part Transformer (high budget). The video he uses to win cost next to nothing, but the eponymous Brittney that inspired the video is a high-profile pop star that makes glossy records with expensive producers and lavish videos. Unlike much of Hollywood, or even the world at large, Friedberg and Seltzer realises audiences can accept both high-budget and low-budget productions. They even mock the notion that audiences aren’t accepting of independent films by pretending to patronise us by identifying Davitian on screen as “that fat guy from Borat”. As if we don’t recognise the star of a blockbuster!


How profound!

The embarrassing revelation that fans of these movies should come to realise is that the (poorly attempted) jokes are at the level of humour a pre-teen child would possibly laugh at, however the adult-nature of the majority of jokes puts them out of context for pre-teen children. The sight gags and out of place movie references fall within the definition of "joke", but that does not excuse the fact that they are not clever/funny/relevant in any shape or form.



There is no way a preteen would comprehend the depth behind that scene. Basically you're just another person that's upset that he didn't get all the jokes.



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On top of that, it seemed that every shot was reeking of social commentary.


Funny, I just thought that every shot just reeked.

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This is a joke, right ? "You like parodies that are more simplistic and easier to follow", yet YOU listed your top 5 parodies as movies that are ALL simplistic and easy to follow !!

Also, you "love" "Airplane", but didn't even list it in your top parodies ? Uh ... okay

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Those aren't the only parodies, you know.

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GREAT
Scary Movie
Scary Movie 2

GOOD
Scary Movie 5
Scary Movie 4

MEDIOCRE
Scary Movie 3

BAD
Vampires Suck

HORRIBLE
Meet the Spartans
Epic Movie

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GREAT: Every movie not made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.
HORRIBLE: Every movie made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

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Scary Movie 3
Scary Movie
Superhero Movie
Dance Flick
Scary Movie 4
Scary Movie 2
Vampires Suck
A Haunted House
Scary Movie 5
Date Movie
Epic Movie
Disaster Movie
Meet the Spartans


I didn't think Vampires Suck was good, per se. It was between bad and mediocre. But the girl playing Bella almost made the movie for me.

Also, as much as I hate Disaster Movie, (I think it's overall much worse than Meet the Spartans), the reason I put it above Meet the Spartans, is because Disaster Movie made decent use of Nicole Parker. While she wasn't given good material, she obviously tried. Meet the Spartans was just plain boring, and while the "humor" is "better," it is still incredibly bland. Disaster Movie had a few parts that I almost chuckled at.

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Agree!

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I would, but half of those aren't parodies.

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Out of the ones you list only the first Scary Movie is good, Scary Movie 3 is just decent. Everything else ranks from a pain in the ass to the worst thing ever put on film.

I have an unbelievably long ignore list.

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