1. The President walks through the White House in the same area where the tour is being given and stops to talk to one little girl and allows her to interview him about foreign policy and put it on her YouTube channel.
2. RPGs can take out M1A1 tanks.
216. There's no confirmation button to press when uploading a video to youtube
217. White House bathrooms are so soundproof a teenage girl won't hear a huge explosion
218. Military Helicopters can reach speeds of at least 172 mph while maneuvering through downtown Washington
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223. Making racial threats to a Post Office at the age of 12 will make you the perfect candidate to be a leader in a coup.
So you like....Stuff
158. An 11 year old has an iphone, a youtube channel (you need to be 13 to have an account) and a contract that allows her to upload videos through 3g, and has the media following her already to know when she posts something interesting.
224. Only in America would they have three different Presidents in charge, in the space of a few hours
225. If your name is John Cale, you can somehow avoid getting hit by several bullets
226. If James Woods is cast in any action flick, you can guarantee that he'll be the bad guy, even if it seems like he's on the side of good at the beginning..
227. Precious artifacts should be preserved, even though the main part of the white house has already been blown up and not as important!
228. White House tour guides take their job very seriously
229. Maggie Gyllenhaal's character Carol never sleeps...
230. 11 year old know-it-all's should never be allowed in the White House
231. Somehow the directors & producers can spend/waste $150 million on a film, and still make several glaring mistakes and major plot holes (most of which have been listed on this thread) and still get paid handsomely for their work!!
232. When opening the doors to the PEOC (vault) knowing bad guys may be right behind you make sure you are at attention and saluting, not ready to fight back.
share233. The writer LOVES Speed, Die Hard, and Air Force one, but dislikes originality.
Never defend crap with "It's just a movie"
http://www.youtube.com/user/BigGreenProds
234. Never release a movie just three shorts months after an Identical movie.
share233. Super soldiers in black hawk helicopters can't shoot people off roofs, even if they see them far in advance. "I guess these are the hostages dressed as paramilitaries and holding guns"
234. 100s of national guards can't give cover fire to the roof when the helicopters attack or attack terrorist chasing the president 10 feet away
235. Instead of getting as close to the roof as possible, the helicopter stays way up so it takes like forever to drop off soldiers - and nobody is guarding it
236. As third in line of presidency, the speaker of the house can transfer his launch codes to an traitor to start WW3 - and still thinks he can stay president just because everybody has to listen to him
237. The hero sits on top of the lift when the head of operations and the head of the play are there. Two head shots and the whole thing stops there. Because the one knowing the white house (and has a sinister plan) is dead and the other one who controls/lies to the troops about the real also. They take the money and leave.
238. When you're the vice-head of Secret Service and you're about to interview a guy for a job, after having done extensive background checks on the dude, only when he actually stands before you do you realize he's the guy you were banging back in your first semester at college.
share239. The POTUS looks like Raj from What's Happening
240. Never trust James Woods, ever
Ha! 238 is classic.
241) The podium in the press room will protect you from a grenade explosion.
242) Every parent will turn evil and support killing lots of innocent people, including the President, so long as it's in the name of their wrongly killed son.
243) Right wing talk show hosts hang out at Democratic White Houses. (small assumption that the prez is a Democrat)
244) Politicians will hire various terrorists, kill everyone in the White House, shoot down Air Force One, and launch 24 nuclear missiles at a single country, and turn the entire country into chaos just to satisfy a few campaign donors.
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241) The podium in the press room will protect you from a grenade explosion.
Um, I was thinking that the secret service would have already armored the podium for extra protection from a possible threat from a "reporter" with a smuggled gun or maybe from flying shoes. Seems stupid not to armor the podium.
245. The bad guys never seem to know that heroes ALWAYS get a unstoppable second wind regardless of how one sided the fight is.
246. The President's daughter loves the film Night of the Living Dead (the original). Too bad it wasn't Godzilla or another film directed by Emmerich.
247. If you are a tour guide and someone guesses the exact location of the Peoc, just move on to something else to distract everyone else.
248. You are supposed to stay with the tour group yet if you have to go to the bathroom, they'll allow you to go downstairs to it by yourself.
249. Reporters don't realize the correct term for Emily at the end is "heroine" not "hero".
250. You might as well tell the guy you are with what your name is, even though YOU ARE THE DAMN PRESIDENT!
251.
If the president of the US finds out he is save from the terrorists at the top of an elevator, he doesn't stay up there. I gets down to fight the terrorists themself
252: there are mobile atomic bomb launch panels
253: nobody thinks about running away with #252
254: doesn't matter if the original president is still alive. Bomb the *beep* out of the white house... unless you see a girl waving a flag, which is more important
255: you can see a small girl waving a flag from a F22 jet flying at 500+ kph
256: said girl waving a flag lets all people nearby storm a place that could still be filled with armed terrorists. Also they just ignore that the place is going to be bombed in seconds.
They didn't know if Foxx was still alive at that point, right? I'm talking about 254.
shareThis movie was so cool and dumb together. Here is what i learned:
257. Mercenaries like to chit chat more than killing.
258. Media will reveal the girl's name (Who is a hostage) on TV who naked the mercenaries.
259. Emily's eyes are so sharp that she can see "ITS MY DAD"
260. Emily is a little bitch who just can stand and cry.
261. YouTube channel is a video blog.
262. If a guy wearing white trunks and he is channing tatum then he is friendly.
263. Secret Service agents are so useless. Unless it's channing tatum.
264. Channing Tatum will run out of ammo, have the worst case scenario. But he will survive.
265. A little girl wavin flag is more important than president's order.
266. American govt uses GTA TANKS which can be blown by a RPG.
267. A white house tour guide like to piss of a mercenary.
268. If the president is Jamie Foxx, he will survive the worst case scenario. Bcoz Django bitch.
269. We're in a hostage condition, but we still like to record things on our cell, rather than hiding somewhere safe.
270. Also, we don't like to put our phones to silence while terrorist moving around
271. Emily is brave and the beautiful hero, John Cale is a bitch.
272. A hacker can hack the america's finest security but can't get off from his own booby traps.
273. The President like to wear prez jordan instead of wearing a bullet proof west.
274. To become a secret service agent you need to be a nerd instead of being john rambo.
275. 8 minutes in movies are not actually 8 minutes.
276. A mother will not scream or get shocked when she sees her daughter being held hostage by terrorist.
277. President jamie foxx is batman, no one can see him while coming.
278. Cutting off the power to the white house would have been the easiest way to stop the hacker and everything else they were trying to do.
279. JFK was banging Marlyn Monroe.
280. Hot dudes have ugly wives and annoying kids. Also they're divorced.
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It's not for movie but
1. We've to watch some movies without using our brain, or we won't be able to enjoy it. :(
2. We will post same thing i-dont-know-how-many time.
3. We have two look alike movies in a same year.
4. My English and this movie's plot holes are same.
5. *beep* off already :p
6. Why the *beep* everything is blue here?
Haha title of the thread should be 1000 things...
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Emily said, "I think that's my dad." She wasn't sure. Listen carefully to the dialogue.
share281. Drones are not yet authorized to attack on American soil.
shareSurprised no one mention this yet
282. It's perfectly ok to talk rudely to your President as long as you are in a chaotic situation. Oh, and you can ask him to make you a sandwich while at it.
283. Despite having several hand grenades at your disposal, throwing them at your enemy while they're all grouped up in tight corridors while pursuing you is the wrong way to use them, rather it's better to save them all up in case you need to do a Mortal Kombat style finishing move.
284. If you do happen to use a grenade, make sure they have a loud obvious ticking noise to help indicate they're active and also make sure to throw the grenade immediately, as opposed to throwing it at the last second so the enemy can't just kick it back.
285. If the Olympus has Fallen terrorist group had attacked the White House Down white house they would have accomplished their objectives within two minutes and found that they completely overplanned their attack. If the White House Down mercenary group had attacked the Olympus has Fallen white house they would have all been gunned down in a hail of bullets in about 5 seconds.
286. An evil right wing mercenary will show no emotion after his idol has been killed, despite most of his character arc be entirely about worshipping the man.
287. Evil right wing mercenaries show no respect to the original founding father
288 - If you are a highly trained soldier and face ONE old-man kidnapping the president in front of the most secure room in the white house. You "save" the president and go away with him to fight 50 other mercenaries in an "open world" scenario, instead of killing one man (their leader), and securing the president for good.
share289 - cellphones do work on airplanes
290 - you can put someone on hold who called your cellphone
291 - The healthy President has a bullet in his watch and takes a nap to give the bad guy the time to destroy the world.
share292 - You have plenty of time to run away from hand grenades or play soccer with them after the pin is pulled.
share293 - a fighter jet flying full speed ahead can spot a little girl at grown level waiving a flag over a mile away
294 - you can shot a ballistic missile from NORAD and hit Air Force Run which flies with a secret flight plan
295 - so you have access to NORAD with enough nukes to destroy the world... but you want to use the presidential nuclear football, just because
296. Never tell a terrorist that you would have to go thru them to get to another hostage because THEY WILL DO THAT!!!!!
297. Independence Day, the film, existed in this world, since it was mentioned. Too bad they didn't do other film references by the same director.
298. Stentz doesn't like the first President of the US. I wonder why?
No, he gets knocked out, I think. Also, he might've been playing dead to fool Walker?
shareWell, it was a snappy comeback line. Also, considering the situation, maybe he had the right to talk like that, although that wasn't really rude.
share299. Secret Service agents are trained to NOT take cover but rather stand in the middle of the doorway making a perfect target of themselves.
300. NONE of the other building tops on the streets leading to the WH have ANY security on them to prevent this from happening.
301. Access to the roof is so easy anyone can walk out without any one stopping them or any way to keep it from happening.
302 people are stupid enough to think anything like this could happen.
They who give up liberty to
obtain a temporary safety deserve
neither liberty or safety
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303. White House janitors can easily bring bombs.
304. People trained to protect the president are either not armed, don't use their guns well, and/or are generally bad at their jobs.
305. Disguises will fool the most important security force.
306. There is little security inside the White House.
307. The US Government has no secret off-site security that can override a hack on the White House.
308. A NSA hacker writes a program that shows a very helpful percentage counter for the hack even when he has no idea what is on the computer he is going to hack.
308b. Also, the fact that he even bothers with a big percentage counter.
309. The US government has no secret override in case all known systems are compromised.
310. The hero is only vulnerable in the third act.
311. Bad guys loose because they have poor communication skills, don't tell each other parts of their mission, and flip out when the learn the secrets.
312. No... FREAKING... security.
313-100 octovigintillion:
N-o S-e-c-u-r-i-t-y
100 octovigintillion and 1:
No security.
And finally....
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no security.
(Seriously though)
http://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2015/nov/13/shootings-reported-in-eastern-paris-live
What if my problem isn't that I don't understand people but that I don't like them?
316. Secret Service agents defending areas they know well can't hit anything with their submachine guns but attacking terrorists are deadly.
317. When shooting at someone behind a wall or door, trained terrorists always just lay down a barrage of fire rather than moving around the obstructing object and using controlled fire. (This applies to just about every movie, ever.)
318. After stopping the terrorists and having a piece of glass in your stomach and generally getting your ass kicked all movie, don't go to a hospital, just go for a ride in a helicopter. And assume no terrorists are around even though they said they had eyes in the sky, and they couldn't know for sure no one was around the city and all the bad guys were dead.
319. It's been said before but it's so ridiculous, I'll repeat it. After an attack on the White House, just let anyone walk inside. And the kids mom can break through the security perimeter and just go hug her kid and no one stopped her or tried.
320. Like in die hard, helicopter pilots will shoot at the good guys on a roof