It's gone down to 3.9 (I lowered my rating from 2 to 1) because it's just awful. And, ha ha, you can't even give it a spoiler alert because of two things: Who cares how it ends, and it just ends. Lohan sounds like she has a stuffed up nose and the dialogue is just awful. It's a porn movie that is trying to disguise itself as ... something, I don't know what. The title belies it's alleged profundity, or perhaps refers to something in the porn industry. Rotten Tomatoes rates it at 15%, so all of us can't be wrong. The bottom line is: it's made for drive-ins where teenyboppers can go and make out under blankets, or gangs of teenage boys all smoked up can go "do something" when in actuality they're just looking for a movie with some skin.
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