International Wormhole Day!
That's right ladies and germs; today is International Wormhole Day.
IWD is a day where we can all take a moment to celebrate one of the hardest working contributors on IMDB.
Love him, hate him or try in vain to debate him, Wormhole is a staple of IMDB's superhero scene. He's tirelessly plied his bizarre trade for many years under his infamous WormholeXXX pseudonyms using a mixture of celebratory emoticons and childishly playful barbs -- all aimed at the MCU oppressor.
A consistent detractor of the MCU for its so-called "kiddie" themes and jocular "one-liners," Wormhole is not without a sense of fun and irony. He has created a brand around the very thing he seeks to mock -- childishness.
Wormhole is so unshakable and so persuasive when conveying his beliefs that some now genuinely believe Marvel Ent. is an elaborate front for a child-porn ring. Just ask his frequent collaborator, Joby Dimms.
To show our appreciation to the little guy, let's all add a post here in the traditional Wormhole style. Hopefully, he'll join in the fun too.
Wormhole, we love you, man!!
"MCU is for kiddies who attend the kiddie parade while eating kiddie burgers and drinking kiddie shakes!"
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"You are salvage, the flotsam of the void, the property of the Midas Foundation. My property." share