Who Could Enjoy This Crap?

This is one of the worst movies I have ever seen. I actually have a different image of JGL after this. He wrote and directed this thing....like this is the message he's been wanting to tell the world? What?

Vain, annoying characters. Way too many shots of used tissues, crusty jeans and close ups on his face while he masturbated. What is this movie? I'm supposed to care in any way about them?

This is the part where people say, "There are people who are really like this". To that I respond, "Who cares?" So, there are superficial douchebags in the world, why am I supposed to care?

It boggles my mind that anyone could enjoy this movie. It boggles my mind even more that someone decided this is a story that had to be told in the first place.