Emily Riedel is yummy


I don't know what it is but she does it for me.

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They're called boobs. She got them.

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Dude, her nose is inside out.

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Dude, her nose is inside out.


She looks like f'ing Big Bird.

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I imagine in most places she would be a pretty average looking chick albeit one with a nice bod. In Nome though she is probably considered a smoking hot piece of ass.

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lol
The girls get prettier the farther North you go and the fewer there are.

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Exactly. When you are REALLY hungry then anything you get short of dogsh*t is "yummy". It is a matter of perspective.

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Yuck you think a whinny sewer rat is hot. To each there own

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The three women she brought to Zekes operation were all hotter than she was.Maybe thats why she became so catty toward them.

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We have this phenomena in the lower 48 also, being Walmart Hot. You go into a Walmart loaded with fat disgusting welfare circus freaks meandering about and suddenly a normal girl walks by... wow she's hot.

It's like selecting nice produce when there's a full table of fresh bananas it's hard to decide, but when there's mostly old bananas and a few fresh ones the one that you wouldn't have picked out of hundreds of bunches of other fresh, suddenly looks like the greatest bunch you've ever seen. One you want to go home and paint a still life of.

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??? ummm ... ya.
Walmart hot and good bananas. Then you want to go home with it and paint.

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She is really ugly but has a nice rack. Wonder if she would be willing to wear a paper bag while in the bedroom.

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