Yeahhhhh . . . but this was a bit much - and I'm noooo prude. I think they definitely had something here, in the Christopher Guest "Best in Show" mold, but it needed work to bring it down to the "Pretty Woman" plateau (where everybody had forgotten 1/3 of the way through that Julia Roberts was a ho' - she WAS A HO' (and not even a classy, high-end one - and it made her the biggest star in history. So it can be done). Jason Bateman made a point of saying that he played the main character because "everyone else said no" - which should have told him something. That said, I can't think of anybody who could have played that part better. Maybe if he had drunk most of the shot, and just given the boy a taste . . . and not shoplifted. The boobs . . . tough call. It was done about as well as it could have been, and it's pretty naive to think young boys haven't seen boobs (and I have to admit I laughed out loud when he said, "F-ck the ice cream, how much to touch them?" I also laughed out loud at the sex (?) scene, but . . .
Like I said, they had something here, and I can definitely appreciate black comedy, but they don't usually have 9 year-olds in them. It needed more script work.
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