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I stopped watching this movie after 30min

posted 12 years ago by suominen30
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Gosh so boring.

How to make movie worth 10 points? Put random garbage scenes in it which don't make any sense. Now all hipsters will love it because it's so artsy. I'm so happy there are people like me who rate it with 1 point which is all worth so avarage drops to 6. Exactly what this garbage deserves.

At least Lynch movies have somekind plot and storytelling even though it's messed up in someone's head and everything in movie is connected and have logic behind it.

Here it's all about randomness. Old lady begging? Some kunfgu artist with stupid lights? Then running in dreadmill? How are these scenes connected? Where is story of movie? Guy messing up with erection?? How is any of this would be releated in real life? If it was dream how those parts would be connected to his own life? It's not. It's all about putting random *beep* and call it fancy ART so hipsters can masturbate in movie while praising it.

No we don't want story.. storytelling too mainstream. Let's put guy dance with erection infront audience and make him talk random gibberish which doesn't make sense. Oh how fancy that would be. What a marvelous acting. Screw hollywood we got indie which is so different and awesome for us hipsters with nerdy glasses and annoying smug face trying be better and smarter than rest.

[–] kidjay83 11 years ago

" It's not. It's all about putting random *beep* and call it fancy ART so hipsters can masturbate in movie while praising it. " lol *beep* hipsters there i said it .

"No we don't want story.. storytelling too mainstream. Let's put guy dance with erection infront audience and make him talk random gibberish which doesn't make sense. Oh how fancy that would be. What a marvelous acting. Screw hollywood we got indie which is so different and awesome for us hipsters with nerdy glasses and annoying smug face trying be better and smarter than rest." People who think indie films are any better than hollywood films needs to get a *beep* clue;stop drinking that hipster kool aid.

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[–] AssetsonFire 11 years ago

Is that you, Merde?

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[–] imo96 11 years ago

look 5 years old kid ,this movie is suitable for adults not 5 years old kids ,go back watching "Bambi" instead ,you picked the wrong movie kid

[–] disposableteen_2 9 years ago

STFU about hipsters, man. The movie is just weird, wtf are you putting David Lynch in it? Seriously....

I liked the movie, in fact, I loved the movie. I have insomnia and spent whole night watching this, was the best movie I've watched in 2 months. And i'm not a hipster, I just like weird stuff. And unlike you and most people who are called hipsters, I don't wonder wtf is the movie about or if it actually has a point, or if it is connected, *beep* cares? You people look for too many answers, when maybe, there is none.

Btw, the erection scene was weird.

[–] chilone 9 years ago

I stopped watching this movie after 30min

I stopped reading after this....

I don't love her.. She kicked me in the face!!

[–] MoviemanCin 9 years ago

You obviously have absolutely no patience, young Grasshopper.

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[–] franzkabuki 8 years ago

Do you expect all films to come together and define themselves within the first 1/4 of the running time or is this one for some reason an exception?

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