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If you can't walk 13 miles in one day...


then you deserve to die. How this group isn't able to wake up when the sun comes up and walk 13 miles to the checkpoint is beyond me. Yes the one guy is injured and can't walk at all, then leave another person there with him for company and safe keeping and START WALKING. Even if you go in intervals of walking 2 miles and jogging 1 mile, you're going to get to the checkpoint before night falls.

Personally I didn't like this movie. I didn't care for the characters at all, and when they died I didn't feel any remorse for it either. If anything I was rooting for them getting killed just so it would end and I could leave.

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I usually jog about 6.5miles in 50minutes, and then I'm not even pushing myself, and I'm not in an awesome shape :p They could easily have made it to the checkpoint and back 2 times before sundown, even in norway midwinter where its like 5hours of sun=p

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in the very first place, the cables were CUT! they did not burn off or got broken due to wear and tear, they were CUT

doesn't anybody think that it'd be a little bit odd that the cables would get cut by itself?
don't you think that if your van's cables got cut in unfamiliar territory where there was supposed to be nobody else, your first instinct would be to either investigate or run at the very first opportunity?

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My first instinct would be to get a weapon, by the time I find one I'll have settled enough to reason properly and prob ended up on the conclusion of finding a map and point out the route with the biggest advantages "view, open etc"

This is and the rest of the replies will be nothing but speculations ofc for all I know in reality faced by such a dire situation I might just pull out the entire engineblock and hide in its place and most likely die by starvation/dehydration ;p

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well i would turn on the vehicle's lights and hide up in 1 of the apartments with a view of the vehicle to see who or what was trying to sabotage the group
once day breaks, i'll run the hell out of the place. radiation is a slow killer and cancer isn't the best way to die

death alone is certainly a good motivator to make me run for 8 or 9 hours without stopping for food or water and i've never ran more than 5km before in my life. i'd easily do 30 without a doubt than to stay and die a terrible death

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true that, once when I was in reaally really bad shape, I'm talking continous potsmoking from wake n bake to sleepytime for over 6months without any cardio exercise in between except for some basketball games every now and then... I was chased by something as silly as a cabin owner .. after having camped on his terrace for a night an accidentally ruined some thinks during last nights drunken/high party.. I _sprinted_ with all my heart and soul for 20minutes straight without a break, breather or even slowing down.. through heavy up and down thick forest terrain .. If it had been about my life I'd .. probably still be running :3

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The OP obviously completely forgot, or was taking a piss while this happened, but the reason they couldn't walk the 13 miles was probably due to the ravenous radioactive dogs looking for a bite to eat.

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Who would want to watch a movie just to see people walking ?

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MrBelette:
"Who would want to watch a movie just to see people walking ?"

I think that was The Road, wasn't it?
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0898367/

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And The Road is 5x better than this shoddy piece of film-making.

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Your (the TC) whole problem is that you're looking at the situation logically, and in these types of movies, there either is no logic, or there's an ambiguous, bent sort of logic that applies to whatever alternate universe this is happening in. I tend to over-analyze movies myself, much to my husband's chagrin, so I try to keep my suspension-of-belief highly suspended while watching movies, so as not to ruin his enjoyment of them. I very often get the "it's ONLY a MOVIE!" response when I start nitpicking, even to glaring issues.

But yeah, anyone physically fit enough to do the hike in the first place would have WELL enough energy, if not pure motivation, to get the hell outta there. 13 miles is nothing for young/physically fit hikers.

"If you just talk, I find that your mouth comes out with stuff." ~ Karl Pilkington

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I agree that you had to heavily suspend disbelief to enjoy most horror movies, but Chernobyl Diaries abused of thar prerrogative. I mean, really, couldn't the writers come with a better excuse for why NOT EVEN ONE of these idiots tried at least to jog back to the military outpost? I don't know, they could have shown them severely sieged by the mutants, more animals, place them in some spot where escape was more difficult -for example, trap them into the very building they were visiting-. Anything. This was just lazy writing. Too lazy.

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i assumed that after they found out something horrible had happened to Uri, that they were operating on adrenaline/fear, and not logic. plus, Paul feels responsible for talking his brother Chris into the trip, and now Chris is injured. later, he berates himself for getting Chris into risky situations multiple times in their lives. so, i figured Paul was highly motivated to ~not~ leave Chris behind.

the silliest events were: Uri running off into the darkness with only a small pistol to defend himself. what was he hoping to achieve? why not remain in the van with the others until morning? and then, Chris running off after Uri; no weapon, no special training. why?

they ~all~ should have stayed in the van until morning, and then pushed it out. with one person steering and six pushing, a group of healthy people could do this. and if someone/something attacked them, they could jump into the van for safety. after Uri disappeared, and Chris was not able to walk, they def should have pushed the van out, using it as refuge. and yes, it would take a long time, but they would have had shelter, once they realized that there was something hostile in the city. and yes, the van was overturned, but with only two people in it; they would have had a chance with six or seven.

but then, there would be no movie. :-)

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Still, this is just a movie. If they did all the smart things normal people would do, then there would be no need for a scary movie.

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Yes I found myself calculating how long it would take me to walk 13 miles and I reckoned on 4 or 5 hours at a fast pace. I'm totally unfit - someone fit could run it in 2 hours. I'd have been heading out of there at first light but then there'd have been no film so

I am ANYTHING but a pugnacious upstart

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I always imagined they talked about Russian miles. 7Km = 1 Mile. That would take them about 14 - 20 mins driving the distance out of town to the check point. But they wouldn't manage to walk that distance before night falls. Depending on the seasons, where dark hits much faster during winter / fall. And the movie looks like it's being shot during fall. So expect things to get dark around 7-8Pm. And dusk starting at around 6-7am. That leaves them with less than 12 hours of full daylight. They would need to walk 91Km in less than 12 hours, which is not possible. It would equal to about 56 US miles. It takes about 1 hour and 10 minutes to walk 7 km. Now time that with 13. They would not make it.

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to the above poster-what on earth are you talking about? "russian miles"??

1 mile=1.6KMs.......or, 1KM=.62 of a mile. have you ever heard or a "10K run"? 6.2 miles.

so, 13 miles equals 20.8KMs.....you should be able to walk a mile at 20 years of age in, say, 15 minutes, times 13 miles, equals roughly 3.25 hours. if you reverse it, and say it's 13KM, then it's significantly less time needed. no more than 2 hours.

one of us is on acid and i don't think it's me :)

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