What a Mess


Outside of the mild lesbian scenes and underwear shots, this movie was pretty godamn bad.

Who knew Rumer Willis had a bangin' body?

2/10

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Fantastic body

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Right?!

Intro - Jellyman, Offspring, Offspring, Jellyman. Gimme some fin, noggin, dude!

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'And just look at that gigantic laptop! '

-Production designers look for props that have some sort of visual appeal. They often use stuff that makes no locgical sense. Ever see anyone use a computer mouse in computer scenes? Nope, the tapping of keys is more 'dramatic'. A static computer image would NOT have that distortion they mixed in or those shortwave radio sounds or the pointless sine wave display; it's all about the 'art'.

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LOLOLOLOL



That wasn't a laptop, that was a word processor. It wouldn't even have a had a color screen, nor been able to show any graphics.

I really think this messed up movie was supposed to have taken place back in the 80's
or something. Notice the dad was wearing 50's style Ray Bans on.
Only thing was that Recorder they had was too new. IDK, it was a hodge podge of crap.

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Yep. Not a scrap of sense.

Saving people, hunting things, the family business.

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I think English band The Monks said it best:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X7r5RYThiHM

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Great body, lame movie.

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Rumer looked great, so did Taylor. But yeah, boring mess. And were they going for the record for the most f-bombs or what?

It's true! I chopped him up. But I didn't kill him!

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When someone as dreadful as rumer willis is one of the angles you are working to promote and sell your film then you know you are in serious trouble. I wouldn't even bother to d-load this mess for free.

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She'd better have a banging body with that jawline

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ikr!?!?

She looked like that dude that was in all those 80's movies, I think he was even the maniac cop
in those movies. He had that massive jaw, lmao.

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