Write Schmidt in 2024.

I loved this show when it originally aired and have been meaning to watch the whole show at some point. I've watched a few YouTube videos and have to ask how would you write Schmidt in 2024? He's still a douchebag and the douchebag jar would still exist. What would be the characteristics of a douchebag in 2024? Schmidt would have a "Fade" haircut and a beard he keeps perfectly on point thanks to beard oil. He'll brag about his hair and beard at any chance he gets.😂