I tried to warn people but they didn't listen...
When a film has a plot so stupid that after the central characters have rescued a little girl and taking her with them, you kind of want to know why the little girl is not in the next scene or any scene after that and the central characters are no more concerned than losing an old toffee wrapper or cigarette butt...
That sums up this pile of regurgitated festering plot fragments of better movies all nailed together like Frankenstein's monster with a Universe worth less of entertainment value...
Hell I think if the guys at Rifftrax ever got this steaming pile to run their usual comedic commentaries on they would just let their jaws drop from sheer disbelief at how truly bad a movie can be....
To all those who thought it was OK then maybe you won't mind refunding me and the other 90% of people who really want our money back from paying to see this garbage...
My guess is that those who seemed to think it was OK are clearly so rich they didn't miss the cost of admission to the cinema to see this or just downloaded it for free from the internet, either way if they support this garbage so much let them put their money where their big mouths are and refund us what we paid...
This is the perfect argument for file sharing, if people were able to download this to see it first they would never waste a goddamned penny either going to the cinema or renting / buying the damned DVD...
File Sharing is the Darwinian Evolution that will see these scam movies with no artistic or entertainment merit at all go the same way as the dinosaurs....
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