Activies that are more deep and meaningful than this mockumentary...

1.) Imitating "The Thinker" statue and taking a shit.
2.) Cleaning up after the dog in the backyard.
3.) Shoveling manure out of horse stalls at a stable.
4.) Taking out the garbage.
5.) Throwing out food that got all "fuzzy" in fridge.
6.) Watching paint dry or the grass grow.

Any questions?

Prediction: Keeliar will be triggered, explode, and call me every "-ist" and "-phobe" in the book, and lecture me on "history" it was taught by that erroneous 1619 project and whatever their teachers lied about at school.