Write a gag Vampires Sucks style...
A redhead with super exaggerated tits walks on scene. "Hi, I am Joan from Mad Men." She slips and falls in to feces. HILARIOUS!!!
A man who looks like Chris Crocker walks on screen. "LEAVE LINDSEY ALONE." Promptly falls in to feces. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
A black man walks on scene with a brunette wearing a t-shirt that says "Mama Grizzly" on it. "Hi, I am Barack Obama." "And I am Sarah Palin." Both start making out with each other. Then a dump truck driven by a woman that looks like Hillary Clinton dumps a bunch of feces on them. *beep* A THAT'S FUNNY!!!
A woman walks on to screen dressed in a bizarre suit made of lettuce or some *beep* whatever... "Hi, I am Lady Gaga." The main character promptly rips off her clothes (LOL!!! FEMINISM WHAT???!!! TAKE THAT DYKES!!!), and she turns in to a naked embarrassed dude who promptly gets a rock thrown at his face and slips in to feces. HOLY *beep* I AM PISSING MY PANTS HERE!!!
Aliens that look like the Aliens from District 9 come on screen. "We are the aliens from District 9!" They proceed to break dance. Then Carmen Electra appears, and gets hit by a rock and falls in to feces, the aliens promptly eat her before getting thrown off a cliff by a couple that looks like the couple from 500 Days of Summer. "Hi, we're the couple from 500 Days of Summer." The couple trip on some feces, and fall off the cliff as well. Fortunately for all of them, there was a big pile of feces at the bottom of the cliff. The aliens and the couple are so disgusted by falling in to the feces that they start puking. However, they all manage to climb out of the big pile of feces. BUT THEN!!!!!! someone throws rocks at their faces, and they slip back in to the pile of feces. They all say, "Oh god, the feces is so gross." Then a guy that looks like Kiefer Sutherland comes along, and he says, "Hi, I am Jack Bauer." He starts helping out the aliens and the couple that looks like the couple from 500 Days of Summer, and he's almost got everyone out of the feces but... OH NO!!! some rocks fly in to all of their faces, and everyone falls back in the pile of feces. Then a pregnant brunette walks on scene. "Hi, I am the Octomom." She helps everyone out of the pile of feces, but just then, a claymation fox comes on screen. "Hi, I am the fox from Fantastic Mr. Fox." He promptly punches the Octomom in her pregnant belly, which causes her to miscarry-get this- thirty fetuses. In fact, while the bloody fetuses drop from under her skirt, the other characters get bored and start looking at their watches. After she's done (the girl from that 500 Days of Summer goes, "FINALLY!") the aliens from District 9 look at each other with goofy looks, and then proceed to eat the aborted fetuses. Octomom then trips and falls in to the big pile of feces!!! OH MY GOD THAT'S LIKE IF GOD GAVE YOU A BLOW JOB!!! IT'S THAT FUNNY!!