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You Know What Else Offends Me?

posted 13 years ago by coolmanbren
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Please help me. I need people willing to boycott other movies that have personally offended me. I'm looking for anyone who's willing to become emotionally involved quickly and looking for moderate to large amounts of attention grabbing. Here are the current protests:

Old School: My grandfather had a heart attack after being assaulted by two naked women and they made a comedy out of it starring Will Farrell. How can anyone like this movie?

Finding Nemo: I had to flush a fish down my toilet when I was five and this horrible Pixar comedy brought back so many bad memories that I have had to start up a prescription for sleeping aids in order to doze off without having nightmares.

Juno: I recently got my girlfriend pregnant after the condom broke and now she's demanding money I don't have to support the kid. I can't work more than 60 hours a week or my doctor says I might collapse. I just Netflixed this Oscar-nominated comedy and was horrified that a movie would make light of teenage pregnancy; this is disgusting.

30 Minutes or Less: I went to the theater to see this new comedy that people had continually been bitching about, saying it was making fun of a real-life tragedy. I watched it and was disgusted that it not only neglected to make fun of any such real life event but it actually had a number of serious scenes and not a single joke about Jesse Eisenberg's character's tragic situation. I was promised an inflammatory comedy and what I got instead was 83 minutes of laughter. I want my money back.

[–] Phoeces 12 years ago

You know, I feel your pain.
This movie offended me too.
My uncle five times removed got seriously burnt, when the flamethrower, he was building in his basement, exploded. He was trapped in the basement for a couple of hours after the explosion, so in order not to starve to death, he had to eat his right arm, since it was broiled anyway.
When I was watching the end of the movie, all that pain came rushing back. Oh, the memories of that tragedy!

[–] Adorably-Obnoxious 12 years ago

This thread is a stellar example of the dumbing down of society. OP's post should have been the highlight, but was instead overshadowed by all the sh!t that came after. Or "idiocity", as someone defending OP said.

*beep* beautiful.

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[–] alex-caruso1 12 years ago

umm yeah you just need to shut the hell up. So you have nothing better to do with you're life other than

trying to boycott movies that are offending you? You just look for any stupid excuse in a movie that

anyone may find offensive, how pathetic. You are just sadly sensitive to one too many things in you're life.

No one cares if a scene in a movie is similar to an event that has taken place in you're pathetic life. I think

you should just do yourself a HUGE favor and never watch a single flick for the rest of you're life. And the

most ridiculous one on you're list is Find Nemo. Like are you *beep* kidding? One of my personal

favorites from when I was a kid, and a cute little kids film. And somehow flushing fish down toilets gives

you nightmares? Did Toy Story give you nightmares when Buzzlightyear almost blew up on the rocket?

You say you're looking for ``large amounts of attention grabbing.`` No kidding, because that's all you're

looking for you cry baby. Suck it up, because movies are never meant to be taken seriously.

[–] TheJoker35 11 years ago

@alex-caruso1 You're an idiot. Why don't you re-read the OP, and read ALL of the other posts on here. He's obviously not serious, and for you to think he was and calling an idiot and to grow up is truly ironic seeing as how YOU are in fact the idiot that needs to grow up. Now get out. Get out I said. GET OUT!

[–] alex-caruso1 11 years ago

Get out? Why don't you make me?

[–] dman2815 11 years ago

Really man finding Nemo, and 30 minutes or less offended you lol. Get a life dude stopping being such a little B*tch. I have a hard time believing the stories about your grandfather and getting your girl friend pregnant.

if you *beep* with me your suffering will be legendary even in hell.

[–] TheJoker35 11 years ago

You're an illiterate buffoon. You should start reading other posts before posting yourself, making yourself look like a retard.

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[–] truthpaste 11 years ago

Great post coolmanbren. Not only for giving me a decent giggle but for the hilarity that ensued. Christ, the level of stupidity here is almost depressing.

Chief offenders- Ro-bust, Promontorium, edju, alex-caruso1, dman2815 and my personal pick for the Golden Vacuum Award- Anfubvinch.

Thanks to all of you for doing absolutely nothing to change my completely cynical outlook on life.

[–] EllenPage-Mathers 11 years ago

Juno: I recently got my girlfriend pregnant after the condom broke and now she's demanding money I don't have to support the kid. I can't work more than 60 hours a week or my doctor says I might collapse. I just Netflixed this Oscar-nominated comedy and was horrified that a movie would make light of teenage pregnancy; this is disgusting

Ellen Page was in it though?

Ellen Page the perfect actress.
Eminem the perfect musician.